How is the internet in #SanFrancisco so shit?! @ATT what the hell?! Sort your shut out! I can’t even watch one show without 15 mins of delay! #helpplease #thankyou
This world is so backwards. How does it make sense to offer free in-person conference tickets, but charge $700 for virtual attendance?! Is this what we’re doing now?! #MakeItMakeSense
Sssoooo…flying through a lightening storm is fine, ya? #AskingForAFriend
Embarrassment is being at a hotel rooftop bar working on your Dell laptop #Dellhell #Iused2bcool
Love how @united calls a 2hr delay ‘running a little behind’. Cute.
I feel like the airlines have lost their control to the people. The crew on this @united flight can’t even get people to sit in their seats. They’ve had to start to safety video over and over.
Also, when are we going to start making sure people fit in their seats?! Not just that bags fit in the cabins. I’m sharing my seat with the guy next to me…😑
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So this happened today! Can’t believe I sold out on my first try. Truly amazed. Meg’s Meatballs has been born! #megsmeatballs
‘Can I see your ID please?’ Just what any woman wants to hear at the start of her holiday #cheers #ImgoingtoMiami
Love how @FedEx tracking just states delivery is ‘on time’. With no date. When it gets there, that’s when it’s meant to get there. Ok 😑 #Betterlatethannever
You know it’s time to put down the figurative pen when you look up to see you wrote are instead of our. And goodnight ✌🏻#imdone
Feeling extremely grateful for time with friends and family this weekend. Wishing you and yours love and strength ❤️
For all the times I’ve got the side eye for my bowl plates…I feel validated. It’s a thing, the Twitterverse has spoken! #bowlplates #blates refinery29.com/en-us/best-pa…

