desiderata
the ends
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
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tava saindo do meu prédio e na saída dei de cara com a síndica e abri um sorrisão dando bom dia ai ela "eu não sou quem você pensa" e eu ??????? ai ela abre a porta e atrás dela aparece a síndica verdadeira e assim eu descobri que ela tem uma irmã gemea
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When I was 11 my mom had a stroke, and while she was on the floor paralyzed as we were calling 911 she whispered "...the chicken..." because she didn't want the chicken in the oven to burn.
My mom and I quote this constantly.
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Quand Mamdani a été élu (j'habite au Canada) un randonm qui me suit sur instagram (j'habite au Canada) m'a envoyé 5 longues tirades racistes pour me dire que New York (j'habite au Canada), allait devenir Bagdad (j'habite au Canada)
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thank u @spotify @SpotifyCanada for making me the cover of the “bounce” playlist 🥳
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The Weeknd concludes his ‘After Hours Til Dawn’ Tour as the highest-grossing tour by a male soloist in history with over $1.3 BILLION in revenue.
The tour sold over 9M tickets across 176 shows in 30 countries — and raised $8.5 million for the UN World Food Programme and Global Citizen. (via Variety)
(variety.com/2026/music/news/…)
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Nicki you still on the floor im cryin. Stay away from politics 😘 #IVOTEDBLUE #DEMOCRATSRUNTHEHOUSE
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TMZ reports that Chris Brown and Usher got into an argument backstage during last night’s Atlanta show, causing three hour delay tmz.com/2026/11/06/chris-bro…
