Dale Allen Berg

A scientific, peer reviewed study - AKA a blog I wrote and posted on Facebook - confirms that parents live a longer, happier and healthier life if when woken up in the middle of the night, they find their baby in a sleeper with ONE! zipper as opposed to 73 snaps.

We are living in an inclusive world. Therefore, if we feel that you are speaking in a non-inclusive way - you will be excluded.

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid!

Don’t give up! Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door. 🗝

There is a big difference between school and life. In school, you’re taught a lesson, and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test, that teaches you a lesson.

I am not lazy, unmotivated or stuck. After years of living my life in survival mode, I am exhausted. There is a difference.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients.

So, tomorrow is Monday again?!? I can’t keep living like this! 😩

April 1: The only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true.

The answer lies within ourselves. If we can’t find peach and happiness there, it’s not going to come from the outside.

That risk you’re afraid to take, could be the one that changes your entire life.

If you continue to carry the bricks from your past, you will end up building the same house.

Dear Chocolate Chip Distributors, If 170 grams equals one cup, why are your bags 300 grams - leaving me 40 grams short of 2 cups… … oh wait! I see what you’re doing here. But I don’t like it.

The last time wearing a tiny piece of cloth caused so much controversy was when bikinis were introduced.

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. Muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.

Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.

Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress. Working hard for something we love is called passion.

Tears are words that the heart can’t express.

‘tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. … or so they say. 😢

Stick with the people who pull the magic out of you and not the madness.