Gone to Bluesky
Joined March 2009
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Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.
Long live this legend.
Another Olympic Games goes by without anyone getting close to the 1988 times of absolutely, totally, definitely not a drugs cheat, no way sirree, clean as a whistle, Florence Griffith-Joyner.
I don’t really understand the Triathlon relay thing. Like they’re all doing a mini-triathlon for each leg so surely there would be faster athletes for a mini-triathlon than your normal triathletes. It’s like having mile runners running each leg of the 4x400.
I mean I know there’s much worse things to be worrying about but this has been bothering me all day.
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Just my cat saving Kaylia Nemour from falling off the beam #Paris2024 #Gymnastics 😻🤸🏻♀️
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“I unequivocally condemn all rioting but…”
I'm afraid @Keir_Starmer statement yesterday has only served to inflame tensions. He just DOESN'T GET IT. I unequivocally condemn all rioting, but it is not just "far right" thugs who are furious and despairing about mass immigration and all it brings.
Well I just made 3 back to back eagles on par 4s using just a stick I stole off a passing tramp and a ball made from rolled up Haribo Tangfastics.
“Wow, what a ding dong we have here!” says the BBC diving commentator as the French diver with the smuggled baguette stands on the diving board.
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Flavor Flav, who is already supporting the U.S women's water polo team, has now covered the rent for discus thrower Veronica Fraley.
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One of the greatest champions in recent memory 👑 🏆
Reliving every championship winning moment in @andy_murray's glittering career!
