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I am words, but not interesting ones. don't worry, you didn't see them. noone saw them. the words.

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Joined January 2020
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Damn Clemens retweeted
This wasn’t in the training manual! @TBrownABC7 @valwarnertv and I go OFF THE RAILS when I discovered the TV is a touch screen while on-air on @ABC7Chicago 😂
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Damn. It sucks for all of us, being smarter than the rest of us.
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You know what's valuable about this cultural divide, and these endless debates between idiots that outsmart the experts? Shit. Me neither.
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Damn Clemens retweeted
Avoiding a climate disaster is possible if governments act today. @IEA’s Net Zero by 2050 report provides a roadmap to achieve this critical goal.
The @IEA just released the world’s first comprehensive roadmap for the global energy sector to reach net-zero emissions by 2050. Our special report shows the pathway to net zero by 2050 is narrow but still achievable if governments act now. The report ➡️ iea.li/33PDCAD
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Wait, so you're telling me that if you elect, support and embolden a sociopath that would burn it all down.... they will try to burn it all down? Weird.
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mf's swear to God too much.
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There will come a time when people will marvel that "ok" originally meant agreement, and not aggressive disapproval.
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Does anyone actually dance when noone's watching?
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Do anti-mask red hats go to the white house when they break a bone? Or do doctors have a clue then?
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What kind of a pervert walks right into a Walgreen's and starts openly mask-debating, right in front of everyone.
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So, America is a cartoon country now.
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Watch for falling pianos, and always check if tunnels are just painted on.
Let's say you don't think masks help, because you baselessly believe you are smarter than all the experts on earth. Even then, why do you feel compelled to lobby others not to wear them?!?!!
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Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
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Ron Jeremy raping after long days of sex at work is sorta like Ted Cruz lying on two social media platforms after long days of lying out loud.
I've seen red hats defend taking a knee only once, and George Floyd's murder was not the time, you sick fucks. ✊🏽 #Kaepernick ✊🏽 #GeorgeFloyd
Other classified things: - Lump's dream about being naked - The time in 4th grade that he pissed himself a little when laughing at Suzy - All the bankruptcies - The crimes (except ones involving banging models)
The "freshen up" button on my dryer alone is responsible for more environmental waste than all of Sweden.