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Derwood

@DamnNoWay

Culver’s defense militia operator

 Iowa, USA
Joined January 2011
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Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn9h
Schumer: What I do as the leader is I'm the orchestra leader. I am not the best bassoonist. I highlight that person. I am not the great virtuoso singer. I highlight that person.
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woke 3 is coming to pinwheel
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This is a failing on my part, but I have to admit I have no ability to get inside the head of someone who would be genuinely sad or angry if private insurance went away. I try to start imagining myself through it and I just run into a wall and give up.
One Eyed Man in the Land of the Blind (@SJonNantucket) profile pictureOne Eyed Man in the Land of the Blind
@SJonNantucket18h
Replying to @politico
As soon as you tell people they'll have to give up their private insurance and be forced this support plummets
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Jennifer Welch: “I want to say this Chuck Schumer: we won in spite of you and we will do everything on this channel, everything, to make sure that you are not the Senate Majority Leader. You do not represent us. You’ve made it crystal clear who your loyalties are to. What you did to Angie Nixon, I will never ever forgive you. Quit taking victory laps on Twitter like you won this. Nobody likes you”
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This isn't even about revenge or politics, it's about the reality that if there aren't consequences & prison time for quite a few people, all the worst parts of the last decade will keep happening. He fundamentally misunderstands the moment & can't be speaker
Clipping Wings (@ClippingWings) profile pictureClipping Wings
@ClippingWingsNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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crisp mattman@cushbombNov 4
Adrienne (@YoAdrienne1968) profile pictureAdrienne
@YoAdrienne1968Nov 3
“Speaker Jeffries” should be enough to scare the crap out of everyone 😱
Image from Adrienne (@YoAdrienne1968)
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liz@lizboyfanclubNov 4
if you don't enjoy the schadenfreude of seeing republicans sobbing and screaming and freaking out you have no heart. if you think the democrats are going to actually do anything you have no brain.
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@corpseinorbitNov 4
Now if this is your first time, or you didn't really pay attention to previous elections, it's very important to understand: the next 2 years will still suck fucking dick. You're about to learn "The Smart Plan for the War in Iran"
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Sam Seder CRASHES OUT over Chuck Schumer's LOW ENERGY speech "Do you not have script f*^king writer? The level of incompetence is ASTONISHING to me" This clip is a MUST WATCH
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For tonight to mean anything, the immediate demand/priority for the new Democratic congress must be immediately ending all funding for the catastrophic war with Iran and all military and diplomatic support for Israel.
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Eli Valley@elivalleyNov 4
"We did not win! Do not put in the newspaper that we won!"
Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) profile picturePatrick Svitek
@PatrickSvitekNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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schumer and jeffries must be shitting themselves in fear of what they're gonna be expected to do with this landslide
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HasPause@HasPauseNov 4
HE DID NOT HOLD BACK LMAOOOOOO
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"Every narrative from establishment democrats has been a lie and we're seeing it play out in real time." - Hasan Piker
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Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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It actually is a little sexist to say Haley Stevens did it bc of her fiancé, or that she's having a mental health episode. She did it bc she's corrupt, and has no values outside of being a bigot who hates Muslims.
The View (@TheView) profile pictureThe View
@TheViewNov 3
HALEY STEVENS CALLS ENDORSEMENT BACKLASH SEXIST: ‘The View’ co-hosts react as Democratic Rep. Haley Stevens continues to defend herself for endorsing Republican Mike Rogers over her party’s candidate, Abdul El-Sayed, in the Michigan Senate race.
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> “I’ll give you $5000” > “I swear prices are going down” > “I’ll cut off aid to Israel”
Image from Greg 🚭🚯 (@gregalmonte_)
Megatron (@Megatron_ron) profile pictureMegatron
@Megatron_ronNov 3
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Trump says he's cutting-off aid to Israel at Netanyahu's request He says they don't need it, so the "left" can't use it as a talking point.
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woop@woop54Nov 2
Fincher in his Netflix era, Pitt in his dad movie era, and Tarantino in his Tel Aviv era idk man
Cyril (@CyrilH44) profile pictureCyril@CyrilH44Nov 2
Starring Brad Pitt Directed by David Fincher Written by Quentin Tarantino How can you not be dying of excitement?
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