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AstroWerewolf

Missouri, USA
Joined September 2015
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Me. In Therapy. Looking back… the Psychologist who deemed My Mother. “Mentally Stable” and set in Motion the Events Leading to my Adoption is the real one to Blame.
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I’ve spent the last 4 nights on the couch for no reason other then I didn’t want to make my bed.
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I think this everytime I smoke. It’s just not for me.
HOW TO UNHIGH FAST PLEASE
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Caught a guy locking up a building on MainStreet St Charles today. Ran up to him and asked him a few questions. Only 1.5 million to go 🤙🏾
I’m not sexy. But the +1 game is my bread & butter. I need to start charging ppl Like Kev Heart in “The Wedding Ringer”
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The only time a bear could beat a gorilla in a fight
I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.
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This feels like one of @BCoopALoop9 daily Uber snaps
my Uber driver is on speaker with his ex wife currently and he’s describing how he hated their marriage and she’s yelling at back him saying he traumatized their kids. I’m going to chime in standby
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You Should ShutUp More
The salon wants me to create a “professional page” …okay I grew up in this town everyone knows me. Despite state licensing & skill. I AM A SHITSHOW.
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Don’t call me at all.
please don’t call me if it’s textable
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…I’m Awake.. and Sober…. And this sucks.
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I put thoughts in my notes so I can forget about it and heal until next time I put something in my notes
Working with Females is great because I bring logical and rational thinking to the situations and they remind me that men are the problem.
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My HS principle walked into the salon. After looking at me for 11 minutes “you look so familiar” Yes mam. You were my principle. (Not reminding her I was the one who started the great food fight of 08 & fought 2 cops in her office)
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Luckily I had PlanB in my Purse
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Twitter algorithm is wild. One hour it’s ppl punching eachother. The next it’s titties & onlyfans promos. Then my friends being depressed. Strangers selling jewelry. What a beautiful Platform.
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Request to have Felix’s middle name name legally changed to “Sex Dumpling” @Felixforjan
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This girl asked me to brunch then “slept” until 12:47. Brunch is at 10. I’m already tipsy onto the 3rd location.
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