Daniel Eachus

Kicking off 5 shows, headlining Pechanga Resort Casino in TEMECULA, CA tonight at 8pm and then eating at that delicious sushi restaurant after.

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I heart Pechanga, and I will heart you even more if you come see me headline Live at the Loft at Pechanga Resort Casino in TEMECULA, CA this Thursday through Saturday. 5 shows. Get your tix! ticketmaster.com/daniel-each….

Headlining The Rustic Theatre tonight at 7:30pm in IDYLLWILD, CA where the mayor is a golden retriever with a tie on (classic).

Coming up: 10/24 IDYLLWILD, CA | Rustic Theatre 10/29 SACRAMENTO, CA | Sac State 10/3| MY BIRTHDAY | Dont You Forget! 11/5-11/7 TEMECULA, CA | Pechanga 11/9-11/12 LAS VEGAS, NV | Brad Garretts CC 11/13 VISTA, CA | Inzane Brewing 11/14 LAGUNA BEACH, CA | I Am Not Supposed to Tell

When the diner has a popcorn roof, you know the hash browns are about to be in fact delicious.

See you at The Rock Gallery Comedy Club tonight at 8pm in Palm Springs, CA. I know you won’t disappoint me.

Real ones know that I'll be headlining The Rock Gallery Comedy Club in PALM SPRINGS, CA one week from today eventbrite.com/e/daniel-each…

My website is updated with shows and stuff. Get your tickets before Sebastian Maniscalco takes all my dates. danieleachus.com

ANCHORAGE, AK! Headlining Koot’s tonight at 8p. Come see me. It’s what your mother would want.

It's the night you've been waiting for. YOU, who lives in or near or in the vicinity of WASILLA, AK. I'm headlining Everett's at 7:30p. Get there.

…I’m not even mad. What a power move by this guy. I just let him have the armrest. He earned it. (4/4)

…stewardess comes by with drinks and snacks. She says, “Are you two together?” The guy says, “No.” She goes, “Oh, well, you’re free to move seats wherever you’d like, sir.” He says (and i quote) “No thank you.” (3/4)

…plane takes off. Seatbelt sign off. Guy still doesn’t move. I notice the two rows in front of us are completely open. Every seat. Guy does not budge (2/4)

I’m sitting at a window seat. Burly adult grown man next to me in the middle seat. Boarding doors closed. There’s no one in the aisle seat. Sweet …the guy doesn’t move (1/4)

Thanks for the good times, Vegas. Off to Alaska. See you at the shows, tomorrow in WASILLA, AK and Saturday in ANCHORAGE, AK. You will be there, I assume.

Back in Vegas tonight! Brad Garrett's Comedy Club at 8pm. Now, if you'll excuse me, my room comes with a jacuzzi tub. So, I'm gonna take a bath.

At Brad Garretts Comedy Club (inside of MGM) in LAS VEGAS, NV tonight & tomorrow at 8pm. Make a night(s) out of it, you scoundrels!

Patrick, you left your Starbucks drink at the urinal. fyi