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BampunchedHerro

@DanG239

sarcastic piping hot Miami sports takes

 Coming of the fly bridge
Joined February 2010
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X gonna give it to ya
SunSentinel Dolphins (@SSMiamiDolphins) profile pictureSunSentinel Dolphins@SSMiamiDolphins27 Oct 2022
#Dolphins star Xavien Howard sued by woman alleging he gave her an incurable STD trib.al/syLmFdw
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Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) profile pictureFat Kid Deals
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Get yourself a Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake! link.amazon/B0cqhTc2N
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All the Maga moving to Florida has cost them other states to flip democratic
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Put the fries in bag bro your cooked
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Yall deserve the ass whooping your getting tonight for fucking with One Piece
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 3
The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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Wonder how many ketchup bottles that orange piece of shit has thrown so far tonight
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Jared Shult (@jared_shult) profile picture
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We need to keep you out of women’s sports
ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) profile pictureThePersistence
@ScottPresler12h
I voted straight-ticket Republican.
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6 pm dark asf bullshit can ead dumb as hell
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NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentral13h
Stan Van Gundy calls out the Miami Heat "Since the Big 3 broke up, this has been a pretty mediocre team." 😬 (Via @RunItBackFDTV )
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Pew
@pewpieceNov 3
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 3
The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 2
BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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@TheNBACentelNov 2
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NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 2
Charlie Villanueva says a white player has never been the best player in the NBA. “When was the last time a white player was single-handedly the best player? I love white people. My first nut was with a white girl, so why would I be racist? I’m not racist.” (Via @ToTheBaha / h/t @NBA__Courtside )
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Charlie Villanueva did not say a white player has never been the best in the NBA or make the quoted remarks. On the To The Baha podcast, he said he did not think a white dude could be the face of the league because "it's a Black league right?" talkbasket.net/225725-charlie… essentiallysports.com/nba-legends-ba…
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Metal Gear
Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) profile pictureFat Kid Deals
@FatKidDealsNov 2
We're giving away a @Nintendo Switch 2 WITH a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 11/7/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Video Game Series?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2 and a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. USA only. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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Radio post game show saying you can build around Willis lmfao ok guys i get your on payroll but be real
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Miami has the Dolphins 🎶
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Very Dolphins
Hussam Patel (@HussamPatel) profile pictureHussam Patel
@HussamPatelNov 1
Rookie DB Chris Johnson has Drake Maye dead to rights but whiffs on the would be sack on 4th down Gotta wrap up the QB rook
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Willis just run dude wtf
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Weather is the culprit
Stellar Man (@stellarman22) profile pictureStellar Man@stellarman22Nov 1
⁉️Plot thickens with the plane crash by Mar-A-Lago N722BD had flight plans for the Bahamas (ELH), then mid flight while over Florida the plane changes course and sets it's heading to Mar-A-Lago going way off course then nose dives mere miles away from Trump? Something is way off
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N722BD was en route from Austin to North Eleuthera Airport in the Bahamas per FAA confirmation and not off course toward Mar-a-Lago. ADS-B data show an abrupt steep righthand descent with extreme negative vertical speed consistent with loss of control. cnn.com/2026/11/01/us/… bocanewsnow.com/2026/11/01/pla… palmbeachpost.com/story/news/acc… x.com/flightradar24/…
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Wallpaper with a crack in it
Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) profile pictureMiami HEAT
@MiamiHEATNov 1
Any iPhone duo users out there need a wallpaper?
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Beck time?
Darren Urban (@Cardschatter) profile pictureDarren Urban
@CardschatterNov 1
The #AZCardinals making a QB change. Gardner Minshew warming up.
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Penis Jr had 3 first half int and they still won't play 2ass lol
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