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Singer in @McVicker_Band & @PremierCrue. Actor with @purleypanto. Father of twin teenagers. Tries everything and half-arses most of it.

onstage somewhere, if possible
Joined October 2009
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Have they Grownapart?
She wants a divorce because he thinks he's Napoleon
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We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time
Hikers have taken footage of what they believe are ‘aliens' in Brazil They said they moved very quickly and seemed to be around 10ft tall
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REMEMBER. As the temperatures drop, your Ian Wright may be at risk of bursting, causing water damage. ALWAYS lag your Ian Wright. This has been a Public Information Announcement.
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Anyone clipped up Carragher and Neville insisting we should just hoof it just as we put together our best move of the half?
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I'm planning a celebrity cricket match: • Mike Batts • Gracie Fields • Míriam Pires • Peter Bowles • Not sure yet, but Curtis Mayfield
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Since weve been top, rival fans and media don't know what to say about us Ive seen so many comments "You wont stay top" "You think youre title challengers 😅" "Youve played easy games" "Youve been lucky with VAR" "They cant sustain this level" "Their squads too thin" The bitterness is unreal. Our club was in the gutter last season and everyone bar Spurs fans had a semi about it. Fast forward to today, and us being sat top of the table has sent some fans and media over the edge. I mean when have you ever heard of "joint top". Do you think theyd be pushing that silly narrative if it were Spurs sat in 2nd? All I can say, speaking for myself, is that Im enjoying being on the Angewagon and weve had a great start to the season 8 games played, 5 away from home so far, and out of the 8 we have played, before the PL kicked off, most rival fans and media expected us to lose about 4 of them so to be unbeaten at this stage and sat top is a very bitter pill for some to swallow and Im loving it Angeball is in full force Cry more #COYS
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I agree so as a Spurs fan let’s reverse every VAR decision involving Liverpool in the last 5-years 🤡
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I love Peter Drury. This is great. #COYS 🤍
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Thanks again to @BBCMOTD @GaryLineker & @alanshearer for wonderful analysis of Spurs tactics, intricate passes, the immense defending by two lads under 22 against Salah. You really show some appreciation for the hard work Spurs put in to win the match Embarrassing punditry again
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Another winner that late was all too much for Micky. #COYS
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Oh I have.
Klopp: "I never saw a more unfair game."
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The Sheffield United bus down the High Road - I pressed the button at three different crossings to waste time - some will say it's childish - I call it Karma! 🤣 #COYS #THFC
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Hang on, I’ll read your tweet in a second mate, just waiting for Foderingham to take this goal kick…
Not even allowed to speak to referees these days but certain teams/players allowed to run up to them multiple times in a game with no problems 🤷🏼
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Good morning all. 6.25am and you can turn the internet off already cos @wightlinkferry has won today.
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NO WAY DID ROBBIE WILLIAMS SING “IM LOVING BIG ANGE INSTEAD”! 🤣🤣🤣
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If there was a twitter account called The Toilet would you immediately block it?
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100% in a straitjacket under that school prefect's robe
The People’s Nonce, there, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
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I wouldn’t eat the snacks outside the toilets at The Crucible… a small percentage of the snooker loo peanuts are wee.
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I can’t watch this team anymore ffs 😡 #spurs
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