Californian. BA in American Politics from UCLA. Center-Right. Fan of Huell Howser. I Prefer Mr. Roper to Mr. Furley.

Joined December 2020
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Multiple people in the replies and QTs called her a centaur
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Sometimes I post an obscure reference just to see if Grok will get it. Grok nailed this one.
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Unsuccessful comedian Jack Roy
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Here is the "Michael Scott Learns Spanish" scene from The Office Japanese Dub.
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Ethan Klein cheated on his wife with this chick
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One day I will get there !!!
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One day I will prevail!!!
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What do I gotta do to get my splits damn it!!!
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Haters got hate! I’m gunna split!
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Midget awareness 💚💚💚💚💚
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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This is my phone's ringtone, but I haven't heard it in years because my phone is always on vibrate.
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Yeah I could imagine Rogan saying something stupid like that
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Oz had three GOP opponents in his primary. None made an issue of his religion. You should already know this. So what’s the difference between Oz and Abdul? Oz is normal. Abdul is an extremist. He blames terrorism on US policies. He’s endorsed by the Muslim Brotherhood. Members of the MB donate to him. Stop shielding Abdul’s risky extremism by hiding behind Abdul’s religion.
If Oz has run as a Democrat, you don’t think you and your fellow Republicans would have brought up his faith or his Turkish dual citizenship or his alleged ties to Erdogan? Why do you lie so much, Ari? You’ve been doing it since 2003.
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"Me so horny became an internet meme."
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If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and kill baby Springsteen.
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oh no, he doesn't know what an incumbent is, oh god lmao
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Great prank.
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