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Senior Fellow at the Twitter Institute With an expertise in tone-deaf takes on events from a person who hasn't bothered to read the room.

Joined October 2020
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Jehovah's Witnesses are the Door Dash of Protestantism.
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Quick [without thinking!]: Who's the better sidekick—Grimace or Mr. Snufflupagus? * Be careful how you answer. This question is on the entrance exam into Heaven, and it will determine whether you make it into the pearly gates, or are consigned to . . . the other place.
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When you text to a friend, the phone intrudes to offer suggestions for phrases. So every time we talk, there's a digital 3rd party eavesdroping. To the medieval peasant, that 3rd party would have been God. Now fear of mass-surveillance is the "deity" meant to keep people in line.
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Whenever I hear an oily politician striking into a poetic cadence and warming to the theme of how corrupt inter-governmental organizations are going to "improve" the world, I don't know what it is, but I get PTSD flashbacks of the 2012 restoration of 𝐸𝑐𝑐𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑚𝑜:
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After being called a word whose synonym is "a bundle of sticks," Daniel Natal has issued a challenge: Make "Daniel Natal" less of an effeminate weakling by moving one matchstick.
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In a peer-reviewed longitudinal study, it was scientifically proven that I am awesome. 9 out of 10 social scientists at the Dusseldorf Institute for Charisma agree! * Fact-check: Daniel Natal has a personality like non-alcoholic beer.
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When Newton was praised for his genius he gave credit to the scientists before him & said he was standing on the shoulders of giants. Traditionalists see their ancestors as allowing them to see further, struggle higher. Leftists see their progenitors as chains holding them down.
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Charles II fled to the Netherlands in the 1600s. So did the Puritans around the same time. Every Englishman went to Holland rather than, say, Scotland. Why? Answer: Dutch was closer to English than Scots Gaelic was. Think how close the Netherlands came to melding with England!
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When the oligarchs changed your country from a blood and soil nation to an economic zone [switched from a people to a polity based on an idea], they changed the social contract without your will or consent, like a tech company arbitrarily updating its terms and conditions.
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We all agree that our country is not administered to benefit the people. It is run by special interests, not common interests. A synonym for a republic is a "commonwealth". What WE have is not a commonwealth, but a "specialwealth".
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Why globalist institutions are insidious is they remove the power from the people to set policy. They're sold to us with grandiose terms of universal brotherhood & peace among nations. But at bottom they're a scheme to shift policy-making from local voters to unelected oligarchs.
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A song called "Racist Friend" enjoins the listener to cut off friends & family if your friend doesn't love an outgroup more than his tribe. The New Testament tells us to love our neighbor & hate the world. The Luciferian system inverts this: Hate your neighbor & love the world.
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President Trump changed an acronym we all knew from school: H.O.M.E.S. [Lakes Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie & Superior]. He changed Lake Ontario to "Lake America". If he gets around to changing Lake Erie to "Lake Awesome," it will become H.A.M.A.S. Horseshoe theory is real!
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Consciousness researcher David Bohm asserts that the data show that consciousness exists outside of the body—meaning: you are not your brain. Men throughout all of history titter childishly, suggesting perhaps that their consciousness exists in another organ.
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My fingerprint is not mere "print". It is not even cursive. It is calligraphy.
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Gold-diggers shaking a man down for expensive meals, clothes and vacation-packages are just extracting alimony from a man—bypassing the marriage phase altogether. A miracle of capitalist efficiency!
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Daniel Natal retweeted
BREAKING: Rep. Thomas Massie just called for Dr. Peter Marks to be prosecuted. Marks led the charge to mandate Covid shots. He rushed the FDA approval process. He fired two FDA scientists for refusing to recommend boosters. And he’s not protected by a pardon. “It’s corrupt as hell.” “Prosecute that son of a b**ch.” @RepThomasMassie @Polyface_Farms @brownstoneinst
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Because of specialization, people are trained not to see the bigger picture. Myopic consciousness is cultivated in a population who gets better and better at fewer and fewer things. They become oblivious of threats. The impending danger in our society is not Nazis, but Not-See's.
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I'm less "going out on a limb" than "walking the plank."
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"Microtrends" author Mark Penn was happy to inform the world of the DINKs phenomenon [i.e., people characterized by Double Income and No Kids]. I departed from this, having double income and kids. I guess that explains my parenting-style as a DIK.
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