@DanielRust8

just a dude who likes the Simpsons and likes his freedom. Unoffical and unpaid stat intern for @smellsJ

 the 2nd worst county near DC
Joined August 2019
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Every solution is the next problem you will have to deal with.
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34 years ago today, Ned Flanders saved Homer Simpson from a house fire. #TheSimpsons episode “Homer the Heretic” first aired October 8, 1992.
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Never let a girl tell you that 7 seconds isn't long enough ever again
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New podcast ep today, with two more good ones: Bart’s Inner Child and Boy Scoutz N the Hood from S5. Ride out the good days because eventually welll to get back to some not so good ones He said what now? Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Happy First Day of Fall! #TheSimpsons
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Marge I got sprayed by this skunk. Oh look its doing it again! Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Gotta go see the bear in the little car huh? Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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From our talk about this on this weeks episode, here is Brian’s run on with a simpsons alumni. Some of these players have a bad attitude, Skip Thanks Darryl Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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Happy Birthday Mr. Burns 🎂
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Which episode is better ? There is a correct answer lol (Homer goes to College is team me, Rosebud is Team Corson
67%Homer goes to College
33%Rosebud
54 votes • Final results
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e-beth
@ebeth360Sep 10
I had the strangest dream last night. I was completely alone and couldn’t find you anywhere.
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Can we all finally admit that Scarface was never a good movie? It was just cocaine that we liked.
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Replying to @TheExtremeMusi1
Tool is the worst live band ever. Just put on the CD and watch a psychedelic animation on ur TV bc it's the same experience. You can't see shit the whole time bc the stage is totally pitch black. You can't watch them playing which is kinda the point of a concert. Then at some point Maynard will lecture u w some pretentious douchey shit about "art" or something.
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Flock cameras are a violation of our Civil Rights and anybody saying something different is getting paid to say it
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The children are right to laugh at you Listen to Smells Like Ottos Jacket wherever you get your podcasts .
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"The owner of the trailer park"
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkAug 25
The owner of the trailer park at which Jed York was arrested wants it to be known that York simply pulled over there, and that it wasn't his destination. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

East Palestine trailer park owner clears the air on Jed York arrest

One of the most stunning aspects of the news regarding 49ers owner Jed York's recent prostitution-related arrest was that it happened at a trailer park.

nbcsports.com
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"Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here?" "Me? I'm Dolly Parton!"
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Can any of these freaking people just retire with some dignity? My word.
The New York Times
@nytimesJul 27
Breaking News: Mitch McConnell extended his Senate leave, as doctors said he was not “medically cleared” to return after a fall last month. nyti.ms/45pyDq9

McConnell Extends Senate Leave, Will Miss State Picnic

A new statement said the senator was not “medically cleared” to leave a rehabilitation facility and would miss a Kentucky political event.

nytimes.com
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Replying to @nostalgicpoison
You described every Tarantino movie
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