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Daniel Winn

@DanielWinn

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Joined December 2010
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I cannot imagine there is a worse person you could hang out with tonight than the guy who went to Chicago for the Texas National Guard and was just sent home for being too short.
Bayliss Wagner (@baylisswagner) profile pictureBayliss Wagner
@baylisswagner13 Oct 2025
NEW: Some Texas National Guard soldiers deployed to Chicago have been sent home for failing to meet height, weight & fitness standards. Comes after Defense Sec & former Fox host Pete Hegseth said he was tired of “fat troops” giving the military a “bad look.”
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Image from anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 (@frogs4girls)
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Beautifully balanced adult cola taste in a no calorie beverage.
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They should do another American Taskmaster with Mantzoukas as the Greg and me as the Alex. It is the logical endgame to every choice I've made in my creative life. Every episode would get better ratings than the Super Bowl.
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manuela@mamueca24 Jun 2025
sweatily using every ounce of willpower in my body to not address the heat to my beloved barista, solidifying my status as Not Like Other Custies
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finally watched a modern classic… RAP WORLD
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what career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?
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Delta terminal A8 in Birmingham rolling out a gorgeous display for Easter
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C.J. Prince@cj_prin19 Apr 2025
When I say that movie you loved from your childhood sucks I want you to know I mean that harmfully. I am directly attacking your inner child.
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If we try hard enough, we can make Tom from Metropolitan explaining after a long, condescending discussion about Jane Austen that he hasn’t actually read any Jane Austen but only Lionel Trilling’s essays on her into some sort of “meme”, which will make people watch Metropolitan
Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) profile pictureRory McCarthy@roryisconfused7 Apr 2025
Oh, no, I didn’t watch White Lotus Season 3, but I pieced together the entire plot by reading tweets about it. That way I got all of the stories as well as everyone’s opinions about them
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The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other
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i’ve never seen a cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat
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We’re back
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Robert Pattinson to play Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman prequel film "The Salesman"
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Louie Anderson, Baskets. Come on.
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@Variety13 Feb 2025
What are the greatest TV performances of the 21st century? See Variety's ranking here: variety.com/lists/greatest-t…
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“No, I don’t have Twitter. Why would I want to read what someone had for lunch?” “Um, actually it’s evolved into one of the best places to get news about what the absolute shittiest people in America think on a minute to minute basis.”
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Jess Dweck@TheDweck29 Jan 2025
Never been more excited for a collab
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@CNBC28 Jan 2025
Boeing is working with Elon Musk to deliver Air Force One replacements sooner cnbc.com/2025/01/28/elon-mus…
Boeing is working with Elon Musk to deliver Air Force One replacements sooner

Boeing is working with Elon Musk to deliver Air Force One replacements sooner

Boeing's Air Force one plane has been overbudget and delayed.

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left the kitchen for a minute at my parents house and by the time I got back the lemon I was cutting was wrapped in plastic
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Daniel Winn@DanielWinn20 Nov 2024
I will pay a lot of money for a ticket or two to the sold out Mikey and Nicky screening at the Metrograph, by the way
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Guy Branum@guybranum10 Nov 2024
The reason “he’s a fascist” didn’t work with non-college voters is that they don’t really know what that word means. Most people who went to college don’t either, but we have to pretend.
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