This type of girl is a good stepping stone at the start of your career, but when you’re one of the world’s elite footballers, you can’t be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon d’Or ceremony with 10/10 latinas. #ballondor

Ballon d‘or, Shmallon d’or At the end of the day, Kane is going home tonight and getting in to bed with this tub of lard

The fact that there is no Arsenal player in ballon Do'r top 5 says alot about how they won their last premier league trophy.

I genuinely think Zubimendi could become Arsenal's most important player towards the end of the season. He can control the tempo when those big games get tight.

Five clean sheets in eight league games so far. Who's been our best defender so far, Arsenal fans? 🤔

Block this bitch, she isn’t who she appears. She’s a poisonous individual who has nothing to do with Arsenal and doesn’t live anywhere near N5. Block and avoid, she’s poisonous!

Gyokeres creating three chances against Everton deserves more credit. I'd rather see him getting involved in our attacks than just waiting for chances to come his way.

Genuine question for you Arsenal fans. Do you actually enjoy the way your team plays? Every time you score, it’s always the defenders on the scoresheet rather than the attackers. Do you really enjoy watching this style of football?

Arsenal's attack is completely dead. It’s genuinely the worst of the Big Six and easily bottom five in the Premier League. The fact that you have to literally depend on your two center-backs to bail you out and score against Everton is embarrassing. Your defensive structure might scrape you wins against mid-table teams, but the second you face an elite team in a big game where you actually have to outscore them, you are going to suffer immensely.

Rice is better than both Vieira and Keane, anyone saying otherwise is letting nostalgia get in the way

Saliba is still out. Arsenal fans, would you sign another centre back in January?

When we win this appeal, and we are found to have done nothing wrong, I hope my club goes for every single pundit, every single high-profile fan, every single ex-player, every single club, and every single noticeable person who has spoken bad on this club and dragged our name through the bushes.

Arsenal's flukey draw vs Bayern shouldn't deceive you, Arsenal are still one of the most disgusting teams to ever kick a football. It's a crime against football that these set-piece merchants, these boring, cowardly antifootball terrorists are actually the defending PL champions. Serious conversations need to be had. Arsenal are an absolute eyesore-horrible, boring, unwatchable.