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The Wizard of Lawz

@Danisanbern

Mexicana 🏳️‍🌈 | 👾 Principal Product Manager for CoCounsel AI at @ThomsonReuters | ✒️ Master of Laws in Science and Technology @Stanford ⚖️ |OP-ED @REFORMA

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Joined January 2012
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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Winter is coming and our administration is prepared.    ❄️ $25 million invested to keep New Yorkers safe on the coldest days.  ❄️ 2,200 vehicles to build the nation's largest snow-clearing fleet.  ❄️ 8 new plow routes on Staten Island.   ❄️ Hundreds of workers ready to canvass our streets for vulnerable neighbors.  ❄️ 55 vans staffed with medical professionals to help New Yorkers in need.  ❄️ Dozens of new warming centers and warming buses.  ❄️ 800 new beds for New Yorkers in need of a safe, warm place to sleep.
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She should go for half of everything.
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Jensen Huang’s wife pawned her wedding ring in 1995 to keep NVIDIA alive
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Nueva York me estás congelando por favor detente
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Mario Nawfal
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I'm SORRY but these are just too funny 🤣🫣 Writer: Oliver
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Wey que humillante ser infiel y además pendejo.
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Walmart Bill Hwang
@WalmartHwangNov 8
Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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Sai@psychroniclesNov 8
$NVDA
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Kyle Moore
@kylem_devNov 7
New yorkers dress so well that sometimes I see toddlers dressed better than me
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lillian 🦅🦅@larsanthemNov 8
woke 3.0 is here baby
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QUIEN ESTA HACIENDO SNL MEXICANO NECESITAMOS POR FAVOR
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 8
Druski has done a parody of ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ on SNL.
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Hank Greely@HankGreelyLSJUNov 8
Ranking campus beauty: not a list, a thought. IF I really wanted to do this, I THINK I'd rank them, 1 to 10 on 4 things: Prettiest area (not just 1 building) Overall beauty Architectural coherence Location Stanford, for me—10, 8, 9, 7 UCLA, eg—8, 7, 7, 7 ND—7, 5, 5, 5 Just me
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Succesion is SUCH a great show. I’m in love with Shiv btw
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Yo creo que me reiría en la cara de alguien que me diga que es bicoastal.
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people in sf say they're bicoastal people in nyc say they're visiting sf
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Ibrain@r_ibrainNov 6
Siento que estamos así.
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They should do tone deafness exams as application measurements
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El presidente de Paraguay 🇵🇾 renuncia por haber desaparecido el dinero de 6 millones de personas Su hija. Estudiando en la universidad de @Columbia decide que es buena idea tomarse una foto con una camiseta TTP “Tax The Poor” Las y los fachos no tiene límites
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Hay más humanos que perros descalzos en NYC y creo que esa es una forma muy particular de resumir esta ciudad
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