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a generation born to witness the end of the world

Joined February 2014
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the nhl is out here making mario star power edits of natemac 😭
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There exist a world completely parallel and different than the one normal people live in
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My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will make a fire with your 1st edition Charizard.
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Leftists when you execute a mass shooter instead of a podcaster
Just performative cruelty
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Life as a fan of the Colorado Avalanche
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Keep your head up around Josh Manson #GoAvsGo
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Nate is gonna do that thing McDavid does and win all the trophies this year
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Man gas is really expensive, I better vote for the import millions of foreigners a year party.
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Bungie today
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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You call customer service and it’s a SAHM picking up a few hours while her kids are at school, not some Indian on the other side of the world you can barely understand. You go to get gas, and it’s either a teenager or someone in his 20s in college working the register, no one in the Patel Cartel. You run into someone you know from church at the grocery store. You check in about her daughter who’s just been off to college. There are no women in hijabs and no junkies OD’ing outside the front door. You need a roof guy, her brother owns a roofing company, he and a bunch of white guys with maybe one or two Hispanics on the whole thing can do a great job. Everyone speaks English and has high quality workmanship. Your doctor is an intelligent white man with good moral formation in addition to good medical education and judgment, not some DEI hire or foreigner with questionable credentials, and CERTAINLY not an NP with an online education and a script pad who knows no more than what you yourself can google. You ask the man at GameStop what to play and it’s not some idiot with the third world stare, but a nerd who loves this stuff and will have a library in his head of games from which to choose based on what you say. The pharmacist is a white woman who speaks English and knows most of the docs who send over the scripts, and none of them have unpronounceable surnames. This is all possible btw. It’s what the boomers grew up in. It’s living memory. It sounds like a fantasy now, like a utopian joke. But it can be real. It’ll take a lot of making women, cucks, and foreigners sad, but we can achieve this.
Imagine how good it would feel to live in a society where everyone feels like your compatriot, speaks English, and you can make a deal with a handshake. That existed in living memory. People didn’t lock their doors because they wanted their grandkids to burst in and bring joy.
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therapy is such a funny concept “wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”
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MIKE retweeted
You're asking me what an American is Beth? I reckon it's anyone from anywhere in the world who takes an American's spot in college and likes football. It don't get no more American than that.
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Keep seeing this being passed around. So are we calling out the female hockey fans who sexually harass Celebrini (and other players) then? Or is your outrage purely performative?
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The most bizarre development in recent years is this obsession with household chores like they’re some abominable hardship. It’s the most pathetic and ridiculous form of virtue signaling.
All the content on my instagram feed is now young dads who have adopted a hectoring and moralizing tone about “being a man” (cleaning the house after a long day at work while your wife hangs with the girls).
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Guys chill. She only killed her three kids. It's not like she said "nigger" or anything
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Clearly we're not terrifying enough because we can't get anybody to fucking leave
Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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Here's how we sell women on repealing the 19th: "OK, so you lose your right to vote, but so do all your friends."
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