My brain is full of useless pop culture references.
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Kelly Rowland right before she called Freddy a F@g in a Christmas sweater with butter knives and a small dick
Benito... that #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow felt like my childhood on the screen. So unapologetically Puerto Rican.
Its 2026 and I still go "I gotta go with meeeeeeeee" at the end of @realtamiaworld song "Me" like in the video. Mind you, I'm in the train.
Y'all loved when Taylor wrote about every heartbreak and ex but now she should keep things private? Yall better let her brag about her man's dick in peace. Talk your shit Taylor 🤣🤣🤣
So its the unofficial last day of summer and since I couldn't make it to a beach, I adapted. #GoodbyeSummer
#HappyNewMonth #HappyLaborDay
Excuse me @Starbucks why is fighting for my life against your cheap ass lids a daily occurrence? You are becoming the iphone of coffee. Charging a premium for basically nothing. Literally walking with an open coffee bc the lid keeps popping up.
Question for the hair guys, girls, gays and theys... this is my hair after washing and air drying this morning. I keep getting told I should be using products but I don't even know where to start. Any suggestions?
So @Nike what's the point of the "notify me" option when THERE'S NO NOTIFICATION!? Waited weeks for the rejuven8 to restock only to open my app this morning to see my size already sold out. Had the notify me option on since June. A joke.
Heading home after a fun night with friends and honestly I haven't laughed that hard in FOREVER. I needed this.
The below the knees jorts era needs to STAY DEAD! Those of us who grew up in the 90s and who's thighs rub together when we walk, remembers the ANGUISH these caused.
STOP IMMEDIATELY
I just wanna lay in bed and binge watch #XMen97 again... is that too much to ask?
I hate when I eat and then my stomach forgets how to act in public... Like who the fuck do you think you are?
