Best $690 I ever spent

Don’t piss on my shoe and tell me it’s raining.

I wanna live my life like I’m in GTA

Your mama is so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.

I miss jackass 😂 best shit ever made

This COVID shit lasting longer than a Honda Fit.

If you’re ever feeling down just remember you’re closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Roscoe is too real

wtf is the point of life?

“It’s not the clothes on a man, it’s the man in the clothes.” - Roscoe

I cut the roof off my Tesla

money in your palm don’t make you real

Suck your dad’s dick or let Papa Jim die?

A Honda Fit ran a red light yesterday and almost hit me... Imagine that’s how I died 😂

You think you have to want more than you need. Until you have it all, you won't be free.

Dad, you were like a father to me.

dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today 😂

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Just gonna do my own thing

Still to this day my favorite memories were when I had no money

Thanks for changing my life ❤️ shits pretty wild when you think about it