Probert

Can’t work put why I keep putting myself through the #Ashes can’t turn it off though!

#Ashes killing me every time I stay up for it – at Benfleet, East

If Jeremy Corybn wants anyone to take him serious he needs to straighten his fucking glasses #ITVDebate

Has there ever been a shitter set of tattoos than the ones Lucas Browne has?

Why on earth would anyone order a Costa extra hot, already takes six hours to cool down as it is

Tuesday is definitely the worse day of the week

So far 2018 sacked 5 people, car wouldn't start, 1/2 hour late for work and left the keys for the job at home. Can tell it's gonna be a good year already

If Peaky Blinders ain't the best series ever made I don't know what is

The only good thing about winter is watching people slip on ice, makes it almost bearable

Falling asleep none stop

Sure I'm getting narcolepsy

Heat is too much 😴

Getting paid to be in bed, it's a hard life

Annoys me so much that everyone is just on there phone's snapchatting etc at festivals and concerts now. Just enjoy it when ya there

Who are they missing, people that can sing? #BGT