Danny 🏖️🦧 · Dec 29, 2025 · 11:24 PM UTC

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Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_29 Dec 2025

In this house we believe: Humans evolved from aquatic apes CIA killed JFK Israel did 9/11 Epstein was Mossad Disco Elysium belongs in the Western canon

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Danny 🏖️🦧 · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:50 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Oct 25

Between Tamara and the Japan roast, this is one of the top 5 days in Twitter history.

Łukasz Kortenaer · Oct 24, 2026 · 12:59 PM UTC

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Łukasz Kortenaer@monsaratorOct 24

life must be really hard for the japanese right now, considering their population is aging and they're running out of children to sleep with

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غفران 🔻 · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:30 AM UTC

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غفران 🔻@maybe_ghufOct 16

Broke: Frank Herbet was an orientalist (and that was a bad thing) Woke: Frank Herbert wasn't an orientalist, he was instead critiquing white savior complex Bespoke: Frank Herbert was an orientalist (and that was a good thing)

غفران 🔻@maybe_ghufOct 15

I'm so happy the movies are finally leaning into Herbert's orientalist fascination with Islamicate aesthetics. These are the Emperor Paul Muad'dib Atreides and Saint Alia of the Knife we were meant to have

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Danny 🏖️🦧 · Oct 6, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Oct 6

Aquatic ape theory is undeniably true

i like food

@messedupfoodsSep 25

Liz Franczak · Sep 14, 2026 · 6:26 PM UTC

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Liz Franczak

@liz_franczakSep 14

look at my elites dawg

Mark Cuban

@mcubanSep 14

Hey @grok , which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years , AI or Climate Change ? Assign a probability to each If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens If the answer is no. Explain why

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Danny 🏖️🦧 · Sep 7, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Sep 7

When I was growing up I wasn't really allowed to have computer games so I made empty folders and named them "Warcraft" and "Dungeon Keeper" so I could pretend I had those games. This is what America is reduced to. We can no longer expand our empire so we just rename shit.

Danny 🏖️🦧 · Aug 17, 2026 · 12:48 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 17

The responses to this post are like an expanding mind meme

Ricky Hollywood@victim_burn77Aug 14

There must have been ONE genocide that didn’t happen right

Danny 🏖️🦧 · Aug 12, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 12

Me when I used to attend DSA events.

Tom Cecil@scopgiebAug 11

We aren’t ready for what’s about to happen

Danny 🏖️🦧 · Aug 10, 2026 · 4:10 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 10

She's not advocating to murder them outright in the street, to an Israeli that's considered an act of extreme compassion.

sheffi paz • שפי פז

@sheffipazAug 8

אגף התברואה - אנחנו כאן בשבילכם!

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Danny 🏖️🦧 · Aug 8, 2026 · 6:28 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 8

To wit, the Iranian government is historically progressive, and Nancy Pelosi is the opposite.

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 8

To call oneself "progressive" is like calling yourself a "useful idiot." "Progressive" means *historically progressive*, specifically "making progress towards communism". Only communists should be calling something Progressive. Nobody else gets a say.

Danny 🏖️🦧 · Aug 8, 2026 · 6:26 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Aug 8

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Danny 🏖️🦧 · Jul 25, 2026 · 1:59 PM UTC

Danny 🏖️🦧@Danny_Ketch_Jul 25

Andrew Tate simps learning he missed one meal.

Chase DeMoor

@ChaseDeMoorJul 24

If this is true then we must help. Everyone is entitled to a fair and just process, this is how we operate in the United States, regardless of anyone’s opinion. Innocent until proven guilty. We are not a third world country, we’re better than this.