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Daron Spence

@DaronSpence

Software Dev. Prev @acfwidgets @eatcakeapp Musician 🇺🇸 living in 🇳🇱

 Limburg, NL
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Joined May 2013
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Bij m’n 3e keer om ABN te bellen, ging ik engels praten omdat ik zo gefrustreerd met hun systeemfouten was. Ik wilde duidelijk & ook een beetje bos zijn! Dat stukje van mezelf moet verder ontwikkelen gok ik 🤔
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Some asshole in a rented corvette and going 100mph crashed it at 1am on my residential street and totaled 5 cars including mine. The woman he T-boned had to go to the hospital. Turo didn’t do shit. Fuck Turo.
Kentrell (@AkadeBemsen) profile pictureKentrell
@AkadeBemsenOct 25
“Never Rent a Turo,” a play in three acts.
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This is actually awesome to see 🤠
高市早苗 (@takaichi_sanae) profile picture高市早苗
@takaichi_sanaeOct 21
皆様に、今夜に対応して頂きたい大至急のお願いです。   多くのウェブサイトで使用されているPHPに関し、PHPのセキュリティチームが、重大な２件の脆弱性に関する注意喚起を行っています。   公開しているウェブサイトでPHPを使用しているか確認し、今夜、10月21日午後11時（日本時間）に公開される修正パッチについて、可及的速やかに適用できるよう準備をお願いします。   修正パッチを速やかに適用することが困難な場合は、例えばウェブサイト等を一時的に停止させることも、リスクを低減させるための有効策の一つと考えられます。   国家サイバー統括室のXアカウントでも関係する情報を発信していますので、そちらも参考にして下さい。 国家サイバー統括室(注意・警戒情報)（@cyber_forecast） / X
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What is everyone using for domain registration these days? Everything right now is on N**mech**p but the quality has largely gotten worse. I already host DNS on Cloudflare but I'm hesitant to put all my eggs in one basket.
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Caught brewing mountain hooch Still issue 🍺
Jack McDade (@jackmcdade) profile pictureJack McDade
@jackmcdadeOct 10
ebay bid too low shill issue
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@jackmcdadeOct 10
ebay bid too low shill issue
Braden Keith (@bradenkeith) profile pictureBraden Keith
@bradenkeithOct 10
payment due bill issue
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Hillary is pissed. Bill issue.
Mark Jaquith (@markjaquith) profile pictureMark Jaquith
@markjaquithOct 10
Duck too slippery. Spill issue.
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.@UiltjeBrewingCo die Boogey Bockman is enorm lekker! 😋 🍻
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The anti-slop cannon is firing on all axis' today!
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.@Revolut what is the chance you guys can finally fix the stupid redirect loop when doing an iDeal topup??? :))))
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Noticed the @rectorphp docs got a facelift! Nice! #php
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Thanks ATP for teaching us all the value of this magical liquid.
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Nick e/code
@nicksdotSep 10
Kept hacking on the PHP test suite for the last ~4 weeks. I am at a point where I believe it can again get 50-60% faster (non parallel), consume 40% less memory, use thousands less processes, and be concurrency safe. Thing is, I have no idea how to PR it given that no one wants to review these huge PRs.
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I’m excited for Ocarina of Time! Do I agree with all of the design decisions? No, but I’m still excited :) (For me it’s kid Link’s face) 🙃
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The rest it great though! About half way through the presentation, I started to appreciate the subtle decisions they made for that “nostalgia” factor.
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Vandaag ga ik mijn NT2 schrijven exam doen. Ga ik het ook slagen? Geen idee 😅 Maar ik ben net wakker geworden van een droom in het Nederlands! Betekent dat iets? Waarschijnlijk niet maar we gaan t zien 🤓
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One more book down for the year! I forget what I’m up to but I think it’s 3 Dutch books so far and as many in English. Recommendations on what to read next?
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Half a day for the clanker to vendor an 8 file package... right.
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.@enunomaduro how do you use the "nunomaduro/mock-final-classes" package in conjunction with architecture tests that require classes to be final? 🤔 #pest #php
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Brent
@brendt_gdAug 5
More than 8000 people filled in the State of PHP survey, but we want more. This survey will help shape the future of PHP, so if you haven't already, please fill it in? @levelsio I was thinking a retweet from you would be super helpful 😁 surveys.jetbrains.com/s3/bb-…
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