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Darryll Fish retweeted
In defense of WSOP materially changing the rules and structure of the main event when people are playing for life changing money, they were stuck between two impossible alternatives: do it and accept universal criticism and revulsion, or hire seven people who can do their job
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Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
Darryll Fish retweeted
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democrats-the pope is good
republicans- the pope is bad
chinese garfield- ooo john prease
make rasagna again
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We are overstimulated and we don't even notice. Netflix while eating. Reels in the bathroom. Music while cooking. Podcasts on walks. We consume by default, not by intention. You keep filling every gap, then wonder why you feel foggy and unmotivated. Boredom and silence are the real growth drivers. They give you space to think and create. That's when solutions show up for problems that have been stuck for months. Leave some room.
Darryll Fish retweeted
Larry Page: “Elon is one of the people who genuinely understands physics and applies it.”
Sergey Brin: “Elon is someone who thinks extremely deeply about hard technical problems.”
Eric Schmidt: “Elon is extremely smart. He thinks about problems at a fundamental physics level.”
Satya Nadella: “Elon has a deep understanding of engineering trade-offs.”
Yann LeCun: “He’s a very smart guy and I’m in awe of some of his projects.”
Jeff Dean: “Elon Musk is extremely capable technically.”
Andrew Ng: “Elon is clearly very smart and technically capable, even when I disagree with him.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Elon Musk understands engineering at a level that most CEOs do not.”
Chris Hadfield: “Elon Musk is clearly very intelligent and serious about engineering.”
Andrej Karpathy: “Elon has an incredible ability to reason from first principles. It’s very rare.”
Tom Mueller: “He’s a super smart guy and he learns from talking to people. He’s so sharp, he just picks it up.”
Jim Cantrell: “Elon taught himself rocket science faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been doing this my whole career.”
Robert Zubrin: “Elon Musk is a brilliant engineer with an extraordinary ability to cut through nonsense.”
George Church: “Elon Musk is extraordinarily intelligent and unusually well-read across sciences.”
Vaclav Smil: “Elon Musk is a very intelligent engineer, though overly optimistic.”
Miguel Nicolelis: “Elon Musk is a brilliant mind, even when he overreaches.”
George Hotz: “Elon is actually very smart. People underestimate how technical he really is.”
Sal Khan: “Elon Musk is a deeply intelligent person who genuinely understands the science behind what he’s building.”
Mark Cuban: “Elon is very smart and ahead of the curve.”
Naval Ravikant: “Elon Musk is operating at a different intellectual level.”
Rodney Brooks: “Elon Musk is smart and technically literate, even if provocative.”
Cory Doctorow: “Elon Musk is obviously very smart. That’s not in dispute.”
Tim Urban: “Elon Musk is one of the deepest first-principles thinkers I’ve ever encountered.”
Uday Kotak: “Elon Musk is a genius in the way he combines engineering with execution.”
Darryll Fish retweeted
Matt Berkey has somehow made this scandal turn into his 15 minutes of fame, as opposed to Christoph Vogelsang who somehow makes every turn into 15 minutes.
Darryll Fish retweeted
Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.
Have a great day.
Darryll Fish retweeted
The Sydney Sweeney “has good genes” ads aren’t about white supremacy.
There is no “racist undertone”, unless you choose to put it there.
They’re about the end of cancel culture, which demonizes beauty, excellence, and virtue itself.
Woke is dead, and beauty is back.
Darryll Fish retweeted
William Kassouf has now surpassed the Big Beautiful as poker's most damaging Bill.
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Introducing Polarized Opinions, the series which pits two elite players each arguing a side of two divisive topics, along with a breakdown of a high-stakes tournament hand.
Debate positions are randomly assigned, forcing players to make the best possible case for their given side, whether they agree with it or not.
At the end, viewers decide who made the more convincing argument. Vote in the comments to help determine the winner.
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People calling for the government to be shut down should think about what they're saying.
Do you really want local schools without oversight from Washington?
Are you comfortable owning guns without the ATF around?
And who will audit your taxes to make sure you paid enough?
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How to enter:
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Contest ends 11/25.
