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🇩🇪Maddi 🇩🇪

@DasDexus

some lifting, some cat pics, occasional hot takes I will post blurry pics of animals I saw while running horn enthusiast and Parmesan Paladin

 youre' subconciuous
Joined March 2016
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Taking a Shit and my Cat jumps in His litter Box on the other side of the door
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no its fine I just didn't think famas' first litter would be kittens
Nature Shots (@NatureShotsCam) profile pictureNature Shots@NatureShotsCamNov 4
Catroaches
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Oh rats not again
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Your pfp is YOU in your next life
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started watching the sopranos
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horsey🦒🐋(c0mms open!)@vesselgaveupNov 3
Replying to @M_Malekov_935 @Batfinkz
also this too.
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Replying to @CatSupremacy9
Have more Pikku sleeping and Jamie still high on drugs
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Passed first try because i am pure of heart
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Der einzige auf Arbeit der noch nicht große Probleme mit seinem Auto hatte und ich hab diesen Monat TÜV
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the power of nagash is nothing to sergov
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I didnt expect to do kahoots at work (to see if trainees are learning) but I like winning chocolate
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@rayaneAlg00Oct 21
Le prof distribuait des bonbons à ceux qui donnaient une bonne réponse (on a tous plus de 20 ans)
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i like winning
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✧@northstardollOct 21
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that first bleach op's pretty gud
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Der einzige auf Arbeit der noch nicht große Probleme mit seinem Auto hatte und ich hab diesen Monat TÜV
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Taking a Shit and my Cat jumps in His litter Box on the other side of the door
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RealLifeRyan@RealLifeRyan_Oct 18
True
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nov* (@DRACOWORLDORDER) profile picturenov*@DRACOWORLDORDEROct 18
some pages in Berserk will have u convinced that Miura sacrificed a good couple decades of his lifespan to draw like that
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everyone loves to quote 'beatiful oak door' etc but no one talks about the scene at the end of camp of the saints where the disparate protagonists finally meet and chuckle at the amusing coincidence of them all having raped the same child at one time or another
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Can He create Shareholder value
Wallace 🇬🇱 (@Holstered) profile pictureWallace 🇬🇱@HolsteredOct 17
The average African Legionnaire fighter has better trench-clearing skills than you
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Mr. Potato Head ⚡️
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Oh to be a cat sunbathing on a horse butt
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Absent for the entire next book, these to better be on baby number 8 wenn I see them again
🇩🇪Maddi 🇩🇪 (@DasDexus) profile picture🇩🇪Maddi 🇩🇪@DasDexusOct 11
CROAKER
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I feel sometimes like my sister, who is otherwise intelligent and kind, devotes every second we spend together to ragebait me. Which is my job, im the younger sibling
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