DasherPaine

My problem is I focus on my thousands of mistakes while I never seem to appreciate that one time I did something right

An elected Democrat and an elected Republican play a game of Monopoly. The Democrat starts by slowly reading the rules aloud and demanding that all the rules be followed. The Republican then pulls down his pants, shits in the middle of the board and declares himself the winner.

I like Sarah Longwell a lot but suddenly she is nonstop attacking people on the left. I get that she has Republican leanings in her DNA but without those of us on the left the Democratic Party collapses and nothing stands in the way of rightwing authoritarianism.

Sometimes I look up actors to see if they're still alive. I'm happy to report that James Cromwell is still among the living.

It's fascinating how dedicated Stephen A. Smith is to beclowning himself on a near daily basis

It's crazy how good Democrats are at stealing elections when they have no power and so terrible at stealing elections when they do

The game that's sweeping the nation... Trump administration: Covering up for something or just overwhelmingly incompetent?

John Fetterman gets paid by the taxpayers to go on Fox "News" and complain about Democrats

Trump administration officials always seem annoyed on the rare occasions in which they are forced to do the jobs the taxpayers of America actually pay them to do

A nationwide transportation catastrophe hits America. Here are some calming and informative words from Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "I want $50 billion dollars."

Here's something you'll never hear from Trump or anyone in his administration: "This one is on me."

Trump doesn't plan to even halfheartedly pretend to be president these last two years. He's just going to be a deranged old private citizen dreaming of money and revenge with the full power of the executive branch at his fingertips.

I completely forgot we had a tree stump working as the Secretary of Homeland Security

I'm certain all these planes being grounded is Obama's fault somehow