Chocolate Disco

Recapping this week in wrestling Twitter: - One of the most emotional episodes in the history of AEW saw the company celebrate the wonderful Rebel and pay tribute to the late Andy Williams. If you didn’t shed a tear, or come close to it, you have a heart of stone - AEW’s All Out essentially sold out two weeks in advance, to the bemusement of the bumbling dipshits in head office at WWE who assumed their countering of World’s Collide would be enough to stop AEW fans watching an AEW show that will inevitably be levels above whatever they slap together - In a further desperate attempt to counter AEW rather than focus on writing better TV than a massive plastic head, 6 7 and funerals for glorified cookies, Nick Khan and co decided to go directly up against All Out, somehow still oblivious to the fact AEW’s buy rate wont be affected by whatever the fuck NXT is in 2026 - ‘Aw Dude’ spent days annoying us, with various memes doing the rounds as Cope’s disdain of Ricky Starks hit the three year anniversary. Fortunately Danhausen - whose actual super power is making everything he touches incredibly unfunny - got in on the act, killing it dead in the road. Very nice, for once - Keith Lee joined a cult for the 2nd time in his life. Sadly, this time they won’t wish him well on his future endeavours as they rinse every penny from the poor fucker’s bank account. Seriously, if you know him, give the fella a call before it’s late - Wrestletix confirmed TNA have sold about 38 tickets for their upcoming Bound for Glory PPV. But fear not! Raj Giri and Eric Bischoff have assured us they’re coming for the number 2 spot any minute now. TNA called WWE to ask for help for the upcoming show, but they didn’t pick up. Bonnie Blue would be jealous of the pounding they’ve given you, man - Tonight’s Smackdown card contains Paige v Nikki Bella. Cagematch’s host server should prepare itself for a recording-breaking number of 0 entries tonight - The show also promotes ‘what’s next for Cody Rhodes?’. I’ll tell you what’s next… THE SAME FUCKING THING IT’S BEEN EVERY WEEK FOR 3.5 FUCKING YEARS BRO GET SOME NEW MATERIAL 🇺🇸😢🪠😭 - RIP Butcher ❤️❤️❤️