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Ahmed retweeted
Tarcoin (TAR) Mainnet is LIVE! 🚀
A fair-launch PoW network.
⛏️ Algo: SHA256d
⏱️ Blocks: 10m
💎 No ICO / Pre-mine
USB, Bitaxe, or ASIC—the network is open. Come mine with us! 👇
💬 Discord: discord.com/invite/QXm4CxDzJ…
#Tarcoin $TAR #CryptoMining
🤖 Made with AI
Ahmed retweeted
If anyone is hiring for a developer or knows of some roles. im in the market for a new role. Proficient in PHP, Python, JS, with the occasional C++ and Golang where needed aswell as quite a bit of experience with things like Terraform, Ansible, Linux, AWS, Docker, Kubernetes.
Ahmed retweeted
Hajiyani Mehrunnisha Suleman Kazi of Beech Grove (off Garstang Rd) has passed away.
- mother of Anisa Bana
- sister of Hafiz Iqbal Kazi, Moulana Mohammed Farook Kazi, Hanif Kazi and Fatima Patel
May Allah bless her with jannatul firdous. Ameen
إِنا لِله وإِنا إِليه راجعون
Ahmed retweeted
Block Hunters, Prepare ⛏️🟧
Parasite Pool
Monday May 25th 2026
4:20 PM EST
Home Miner Connection:
Stratum: parasite.wtf
Port: 42069
Alt: stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42069
High Difficulty Connection Info:
stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42068
Ahmed retweeted
Hammer miner launch has been a success. But we want to hear from you!
What should our next release after the BC08 be? Drop a comment 👇
Ahmed retweeted
As a chocaholic nothing would bring me more pleasure than for Cadburys to collapse.
They betrayed everyone when they closed down their factory in Birmingham and sold to a filthy American conglomerate.
A glass an a half in every dairy milk ended up three glugs of palm oil and a cheap labour plant in Poland.
Boycott the cunts
Ahmed retweeted
One person said we should do a Gamma Giveaway.
Alright done, like and retweet this post and I'll pick a winner on Monday. If you don't follow us, your mistake. 😂
Ahmed retweeted
It's with pleasure that we announce the return of @craig_donnachie to the mining pool stocks. The @BlockMinerz_com pool is now live and able to be used.
Heaps of new features and more to come.
Check them out here: blockminerz.com/en
Remember - spread the hash to remain decentralised.
Ahmed retweeted
---| ANNOUNCEMENT |---
It's with great pleasure that we announce webwallet.telestai.io/ to be live!
The Telestai dev team have worked hard to produce a new and secure alternative to the Core wallet.
Check it out now and jump into the Discord to learn more.
Ahmed retweeted
--| ROADMAP ANNOUNCEMENT |--
Join our Discord and read more about the direction we're taking for the project.
discord.gg/m3SuJRyeAG
Ahmed retweeted
It's with pleasure that we announce an Audit of the core wallet has been conducted by neutral arbiter @y3tiCrypto and Telestai has passed with flying colours. Kudo's to @zachprice105 and team for their exceptional coding and integrity. See Discord for the Audit Report.
Ahmed retweeted
We're pleased to announce that we've wrapped Telestai and listed it on Uniswap for buyers.
An announcement to allow community miners to wrap their own coins and trade them will come shortly.
telestai.io/eth
Ahmed retweeted
--| NEW RELEASE |--
This release includes important updates to enhance the onboarding experience for new users joining the Telestai network:
--> Additional fixed seed nodes
--> Option to use a DNS seeder
github.com/Telestai-Project/…
Ahmed retweeted
Hey @SonOfATech , we appreciate your coverage of the project on your channel.
In a spirit of engaging with your coverage, could we provide some additional info to help clarify our position on things, as well as provide some info on our roadmap?
rumble.com/v5auh0d-nvidia-li…
Ahmed retweeted
Come join is in Discord and learn how to mine Telestai! We’d love to have you.
discord.gg/md6AWUfSGw
Ahmed retweeted
—| UPDATE |—
Hashrate.no has loaded us on their site and we’re one of the more profitable coins to mine 🥳
Join the #spartanarmy and jump into Discord to learn more.
Like, repost and quote your TLS address for more.
hashrate.no/coins/TLS/