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The best quality dating advice on the planet, at your fingertips. Ghostwriter.

Joined December 2023
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Signs she is faking an orgasm: 1. She moans before you've touched her
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Making her cum according to guys: β€’ Faster β€’ Harder β€’ Rubs like he's cleaning a windows β€’ "You close?" every 30 seconds Making her cum according to girls:
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Noob guy on round two: β€’ Needs 3 hours β€’ Asks for a nap first β€’ Same position β€’ Done in 2 minutes again Playboys on round two:
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Morning sex according to guys: β€’ Already hard β€’ Pokes her in the back β€’ "You up?" β€’ Done before the alarm Morning sex according to girls:
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Sex in a new relationship: Her: Again? Him: Again. Her: Again? Him: Again. Sex after 10 years together:
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Rough sex according to guys: β€’ Slap everything β€’ Full speed β€’ Choke her without asking Rough sex according to girls:
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A guy who can make her wet with one text is in a league of his own. ❌ Normal ・"hey" ・"you up?" ・Sends a gym mirror pic ⭕️ Dangerous guy↓
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Sex with a guy who has a small d!ck: Her: Is it in? Him: For 10 minutes now. Sex with a guy who knows what to do with it:
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Lasting long according to guys: β€’ 1 hour β€’ No breaks β€’ D!ck stays hard the whole time Lasting long according to girls:
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The Truth About Day Trading: Why I Only Use These 7 Steps:
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Camel, 1946
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69 in your head: β€’ Perfect rhythm β€’ You both cum together β€’ Looks like p0rn 69 in real life:
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Sex with a girl who has done it before: Her: Lie back. I've got this. Him: (has never felt safer) Sex with a virgin girl:
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Mis Mejores Alimentos para Agilizar la Perdida de Grasa... (la gente Gorda siempre evita el #6 y por eso no progresan): 1. Pechuga de Pollo.
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Size according to guys: β€’ 8 inches or nothing β€’ Bigger is always better β€’ Rounds up to the nearest inch Size according to girls:
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Girls getting ready for a hookup: β€’ Shaves her legs β€’ New lingerie β€’ Sends her best friend his location Guys getting ready for a hookup:
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How much I made in my 1st year of running Shadow Pages: Jul: $13.39 Aug: $219.24 Sep: $854.88 Oct: $3,530.53 Nov: $6,891.95 Dec: $10,081.24 But if I had to start from scratch using AI… Here’s exactly what I’d do:
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Benetton, 1990
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