I wonder if "it is vital for us to address all those issues" will included smiling for the camera as she cuts the ribbon to a new foodbank, just like the Tories have done.
Dave F retweeted
The odds of a child getting kidnapped are about 1 in a million.
The lifetime odds of dying in a traffic crash are about 1 in 93 compared to other ways.
Parents act like these stats are reversed. They're paranoid about rare kidnappings and naive about the common driving.
Dave F retweeted
Scientists at the University of California, Irvine have won an igNobel Prize for discovering that rich people drive more selfishly, are more likely to lie at work and more likely to steal sweets meant for children.
"Oh, I've just woken up. I must find something to be angry about....
Found it!"
These people are completely mad:
"The eastern entrance “will dramatically improve access to the station for communities and businesses in east Bristol"
bristol247.com/news-and-feat…
Hilarious. This is coming from a woman who is desperately going to court in order to avoid points on her licence for speeding.
She's confessed to accruing previous offences. She not a safe driver - a danger to all.
Excellent improvements in Green Park. New play equipment and paths including a ramp down to the river
Finally, our taxes are being spent on infrastructure "for the many, not the few":
nextdoor.co.uk/p/867hcCXRdN9…
Dave F retweeted
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away buff.ly/H5RzrEs
Bath's newest playground is, according to a local resident, opening today. Excellent news for children living in and around Mulberry Park: nextdoor.co.uk/p/CktMxrMSnkn…
I wonder how many today are reminding "political commentator" @WillKingston (not a journalist) of this hilariously ignorant post from a year ago.
Dave F retweeted
More people are killed on the roads in this country than are murdered. And yet road crime is still not taken seriously.
Excellent report from Claire Waxman (Victims Commissioner for England & Wales) @VictimsComm
theguardian.com/law/2026/aug…
I admire @Per84337383Dom's perpetual determination to make himself look like a complete twat.
I'm not a religious man, but please god, allow the constituents of #Clacton-on-Sea to make the right choice. #MakeYourVoteCOUNT
I wonder if the same number of people are going to be disappointed by this solar eclipse as they were by the previous one visible from Britain.
"Was that it? Well that's a bit of let down"
She prides herself on "being safe" yet, by her own admission, has multiple "speeding fines":
"In 45 years of driving I have never contested a speeding fine".
It appears the right certainly do attract idiots.
She said she was shocked to receive the speeding ticket as she prides herself on being a good and safe driver. bathecho.co.uk/news/crime/fo…
Another example of destruction on the roads of Bath. nextdoor.co.uk/p/n5MN3xTt87y…
Bath London Rd store. Wednesday 20:45
I was only able to buy <50% of what I wanted
All own brand
Peppered crackers
Own brand Greek style yoghurt 1 litre
Tins of lentils & haricot beans
Frozen sweetcorn kernels
Tub of Crunchy peanut butter.
Cucumber
1/2
