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Settle down, I’m only messing about.

Joined December 2020
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Well it’s been a season of appalling hot takes. Here are my personal favourites mix tape #bcfc
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Dave Sherlock🃏 retweeted
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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THE HOSTS CAN'T STOP OUR ASCENSION UP THE SKY BET CHAMPIONSHIP 🤩
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Happy Halloween to those who celebrate it #bcfc
Xuandong Ren CEO and new manager Steve Cotterill at todays mediaconference #bcfc
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I met this fella once, what a guy genuinely lovely down to earth soul considering how famous he was … RIP Patrick Stewart
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Could of gone either way 😂😂
That’s annoying because the game is over now and it definitely could have swung either way based on the game state
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Unlucky chaps at least you’ve got demari gray😂 #bcfc
🔵⚪️✍🏻 Kwame Poku has signed in as new Queens Park Rangers player right now. All sealed. Deal 100% done. Excellent addition for QPR. ✅
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Son, explain Phil Neumann’s performances this season to me in wrestling terms #bcfc
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It’s shit when u lose & u think the opposition weren’t even that good. But he said the same thing when we beat them a few weeks back so I’m starting to think it maybe his team that are the problem.
Hahahahaha The Derby fans head loss I’ve seen today is up there with some of the worst I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 #DCFC #SCFC #EFL #STOKE
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To the tune of abracadabra (by the Steve Miller Band) Tommi Tommi Iwata He’s gonna a smash one right past ya!!!
Chris Davies wants Tomoki Iwata to feel the love. "There’s got to be a few lyrics you can come up with because he deserves it. He’s a fantastic player and he’s been one of my best signings, no doubt." birminghammail.co.uk/sport/f…
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Dave Sherlock🃏 retweeted
He died a warriors death. See you in Valhalla, brother ✊🏼
🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE ! En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi. Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt. (Fox News / The Sun)
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Yeah but in Paris 🤷‍♂️
Instantané du réel : station château rouge à Paris 🐀
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Ah well
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Putting the kid to bed but she has to show you her dance routine she’s just come up with first.
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The wife’s in the Kitchen absolutely blasting Rollin by Limp Bizkit out Friday nights at the Sherlock’s apparently
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‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.
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Stop crying your heart out 🤷‍♂️
Replying to @FarOutMag
Name 1 oasis song other than wonderwank. Yeah you're boring Noel. No one cares about your opinion
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