If I'm a being of pure energy, why am I so tired all the time? Not such a big fan of Nazis. Generally weird and out of touch with reality. He/Him
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1958: Only the FA Cup final is broadcast on TV.
1988: Live football is broadcast once a week.
2018: Football is on TV every night.
2048: Any time anyone in the world kicks a spherical object a video is automatically downloaded onto your brain chip. You cannot opt out.
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LIFE HACK: Avoid a case of Sunday night dread by feeling a constant sense of dread every minute of every day.
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This piece is so important I wrote it through Covid:
Republicans keep saying they won't arrest women for abortion. But the Alabama AG's office fucked up and revealed *exactly* how they plan to get around that false promise
jessica.substack.com/p/repub…
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Etsy is back open & The Garftopus is now 21.69 rather than 35.69 (All my prices are 4.20 or end in .69) really worked on streamlining the printing process over the break!!
etsy.com/listing/1363557067/…
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Are you weirdly furious about masks or are you a normal person?
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ben shapiro shouldn’t be reviewing movies he should stick to what he’s good at whenever he finds out what that is
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Instead of: no one wants to work anymore. Try: no one wants to be exploited anymore.
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Dog Uses Talking Buttons to Tell Filthiest Version of “The Aristocrats” Yet l8r.it/fNsN
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They seem to have forgotten the outcome of the last Civil War
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heard a pilot say he is going to “make up time” in the air but that concept has already been made up, try something original
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Hey cat knowledgeable / veterinarian folks, how maybe days does it take for Cisapride to work in cats for constipation? When should my cat be pooping? – at Los Angeles, CA
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Elon Musk Receives Experimental Neuralink Implant In Attempt To Delete Memory Of Being Booed bit.ly/3YfFWfz
ALT Musk in a hospital bed with bloody gauze on his forehead.
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Buy local; steal corporate.
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Sorry for constantly plugging this, Black Friday sale still going though! etsy.com/shop/CatButtBoutiqu…
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It really feels like we are about a week away from Elon Musk sending out forced push notifications to everyone for a “Do you like me?” Twitter poll
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YAY! “Oddball” has made it to the final round for Best Graphic Novel in the @Goodreads choice awards! Vote here :) bit.ly/3UjltDm #goodreadschoice
