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you know your team is bad when your local restaurant promotions are based on their opponents messing up
welp it's been fun
My brother made a fun website: deprecation.org
Enter your job and it tells you when you'll be deprecated, and exactly how. For me it's... pretty soon and pretty accurate!
He's a very creative person (artist turned frontend dev to pay bills, now obv worried by AI) and this is full of little nuggets and easter eggs. It's an eerie mix of fun and jokes and real worries. Check it out!
sent a fantasy football trade, and my buddy has not even had the decency to reject it yet, so I shot him a text to review it... and he still hasn't looked at it
dave at the disco retweeted
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
Cole has to be furious that his twin would voluntarily share that information
Dylan Sprouse reveals he and twin Cole are ‘children of incest’ trib.al/KN6fuZj
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Clickbait title: the common ancestry in question occurred during the 1800s.
Source: pagesix.com/2026/10/20/cel…
dave at the disco retweeted
In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be a commanders fan at an away game..:
The fans on the other team are like patting me on the head and saying it’ll be all right little fella
That’s how bad we’re playing…
last year, I watched them lose eight games in a row in person…
this year is not going much better…
By the way, I’m still having an amazing time going to the away games, and I recommend everybody do that.
But once the game starts, the other team doesn’t even get mad at me, they feel sorry for me
going to the three playoff games two years ago was amazing and I thought it was the start of something special…
This is not special…
Still love my team, but somethings gotta change
dave at the disco retweeted
yes, we here in the Mid-Atlantic may have "heat" and "humidity" and "mosquitos" but have you considered we're also God's favored country with total immunity to every kind of natural disaster
walking next to the moving walk way but faster than the people on the moving walkway to assert dominance
