It's finally trenchcoat season gamers. You need to be emo-maxxing. Ironically pretending to be an emo is one of the only things that brings me joy.

I want to troll women. I want to invite women to my house to Netflix and chill and then not have sex with them.

What is it with autists not wanting to be men?

If you ever had a mean, angry stepdad, I promise you I look just like him. I might be your stepdad.

honestly any woman who can't pull a musket from her cleavage isn't even on my radar right now

Will I get my @madoka_exedraEN account back?

My caffeine addiction could not possibly get any worse. I'm going to start snorting coffee grounds.

America needs a little living space.

Afraid to enlist in the war to invade Canada. On the one hand I fully support the conflict but on the other if I died to a Canadian I would be branded an eternal homosexual.

Random hot take; Smiling Friends wasn't good. Its laughs per minute plummeted hard after the first season which was good because it was unique at the time. By its third season its humor had gone completely stale.

I am experiencing the Book of Job in real time rn, I have just lost everything I held dear to me.

I might have lost my @madoka_exedraEN account and if I did I think I'm going to die.

Look what we have done to the Japanese.

Remember Brad Von Hanson? Many don't.

My favorite posts get 0 likes.

So I did it gamers and gentlemen I attended the Christian singles mixer and... all of the women were brown save for the one who dragged me in to it who is 32 and too good for me. I had a good time chatting with her and a Jamaican ex voodoo woman but I left after saying my piece because it devolved into third world retard babble and I got bored. I am now omw to the bar so I can swiftly forget it had ever happened.