@Davesonude

Satire🃏 •Threads, Barca💙♥️ • Writer ✉️ [email protected]

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Ronaldo at the 2030 world cup when he sees Ronaldo Jnr being told to warm up instead of him
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Show me a video of Messi doing this shit. Just play the game man.
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Tinubu dey scatter my life, no be captain America dey my mind now. Tinubu is worse than Doctor doom.
jadeee 🇵🇸 #NBAChamps@punkinomenon19h
No disrespect to anyone, but I don’t really get how people don’t just grow out of this stuff. When I was 8-15 my life REVOLVED around Marvel, Star Wars & Harry Potter. But I grew up. At some point, you just grow out of this stuff
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HIM🌕
@Divine_generaI53m
I wear moisturizer, sun screen and oil for face comot for sun, El Niño wan fry me like egg, I’m done with skincare abeg 😭
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SOLOMON!!!
@iamsolomon47__52m
E better make i die young than marry a cancer for a wife
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Real Madrid have started celebrating laliga in October again😭 Should we tell them ?
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sley@sley_Xk49m
have you noticed that guys who are nonchalant towards their women are always broke
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Yang 杨
@yangisUTD46m
Since Cole Palmer wont be available for Chelsea vs Liverpool, he should just come to Nigeria to save us from this El Nino heat
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D' FAMOUS
@D_famousboi545m
Describe a fool >>> I nor wan see my picture abeg😭🙏
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First time seeing a black Targaryen girl
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sSir Hor Lar
@SsirHorLar40m
What’s y’all view on “sharing locations” in a relationship?
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THAT WEREY 🫩
@thatwereyy40m
Omo why people dey build houses for inside forest 😭 see wetin person see for him backyard o
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Skoman
@skoman2539m
You have to lose ur fear of failure, Failure is part of the process nigga.
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Feminists only know how to tackle poor men fr😂 Rich man says you have a big ass, nice compliment Regular man says it, he is sexualizing you. Women are something else😂😂
Pop Base
@PopBase14h
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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R@zfairs24614h
. @FCBarcelona
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These antics no too much for just 3 points? It’s not even that deep. We will still win the league and they will still go trophyless.
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José Mourinho staring down the Barcelona bench after Kylian Mbappé’s game winner. He’s back to his old ways 😭
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After yesterday’s match💔
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jordan@stantwtgaydanOct 25
two days no masturbation
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You won’t hear anything about Negreira this week because they won. He’s even feeling like a genius now. Come May you will start hearing things like “referees favour barca” Despicable club
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨 José Mourinho: “I told Camavinga: go and attack the space”. “It's difficult for any attackers to attack space against Barcelona, the only solution is to do it with your midfielders”. “When your attackers do it, Barca's defense is prepared and coached for that, and your attackers end up being offside, or the pass ends up being cut by Joan Garcia”. “The solution is to use midfielders like Camavinga and Bellingham to break that line, and it worked”.
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Messi needs to aggressively bath Lamine Yamal again🥹
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Exe
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Person wey I dey confide in Just tell me now say weather he fit confide in me, na once I burst cry 😢
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