Sorry, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

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Watching the penny very slowly drop at The Economist is always a pleasure.
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Turns out mango and vanilla Cornettos exist.
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Tomatoes used by Mutti look like standard plum 🍅. But slice them and you can see they have lots of flesh/few seeds. They are all the rotondo di Parma variety. But there are sub-varieties. Most are bred by Heinz. Yes, the ketchup company is the world's leading seed breeder 🧵2/6
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This guy is a closer. Laser focus on the anti-Norway vote. xitter.cf/clashreport/status/211…
Trump on Norway: Norway has become a shithouse country. Norway sucks.
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David Paxton retweeted
Top tier trolling
🚨 Statement on the invitation of Nathan Cofnas🚨
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Want to feel old? This is what Marty McFly looks like today
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This is actually hilarious, and we need a bit of a laugh.
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Ten minutes into the second season of Mobland and it’s awful. Total dogshit.
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Oh my. Mirren was annoying before but this is awful. This is seemingly unwatchable.
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My word. How did it drop off like this. I’m just hate watching at this point. And it’s S2 E1. Traditionally a high point.
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“Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division. No, no, hold that, Operator? Get me the President's agent.” That’s a great bit of world building.
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David Paxton retweeted
Reactionary colonels in the Home Counties who wrote to the newspapers half a century ago warning that the Labour Party were a bunch of lunatic Communists who would ruin the country are some of the most vindicated people in history.
🚨NEW: HMRC's letter to wealthy Britons demanding detailed information about their financial arrangements has been revealed
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David Paxton retweeted
Whatever department of the BBC is responsible for churning out these sorts of news stories, shut it down bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c60q…
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David Paxton retweeted
FT comments never miss. I don’t think I’ve read such a rational analysis of the situation we’re in for a long time.
I've been in France since 2002 and have never seen the streets so violent nor the politics so extreme. From the sacking of the supermarket on my street to the prospect of Présidente Le Pen, here's me @FT including thoughts from 2 French Nobel laureates as.ft.com/r/addcad57-0f9d-4e…
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David Paxton retweeted
Astounding Sunday Times investigation reveals new scandal in SNP’s Socialist Scotland: 800 NHS, central government, council and quango workers whose jobs no longer exist but remain on the public payroll because of the SNP’s ‘no public-sector redundancy’ policy. Estimated cost of paying people to do nothing: £27m a year. One NHS Highland worker has been receiving a full salary and benefits for 17 years despite not having a specific job. The health board refused to say what the worker had been doing for almost two decades and how much they had been paid. Likely cost to the taxpayer is expected to be far higher with several public bodies refusing to disclose salaries for hundreds of the workers awaiting redeployment.
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David Paxton retweeted
Birthday today and got an extra hour as well.
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Fighting for an ideology that would put a bulleț straight between their eyes if they dared do this is Gaza.
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