Booking: [email protected] Scottsdale finest comedian,
Scottsdale, AZ
Joined March 2012
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Comedian David retweeted
Dear Every Comedy Club,
You should have a speaker in the green room so the other comics can hear what's being said on stage.
Take it out of my pay.
Comedians, please rt.
Comedian David retweeted
Your vote is extremely meaningful & appreciated! Let’s go all of you Westlake Demons peeps! Gotta’ get your guy to Indy to represent! Link it up! amfam/fanvote – at Westlake, OH
Please vote for @ReghiCal . Let's get the local boy to Indy🏀🏀🏀 @DemonAthletics @DemonsHoops @WHS_Westlake @WHS_BASEBALL_1
Comedian David retweeted
I’m frustrated that Democrats put politics ahead of our country. Real police reform is needed, but they didn’t even want to give it a shot. Americans must know that we hear them, and we must do the right thing. #JUSTICEAct #TwoWithTim
Comedian David retweeted
God bless the great citizens of our nation. God bless our law enforcement. And God bless President @realDonaldTrump.
You’re right, @EricTrump, truly beautiful.
#unite
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Comedian David retweeted
Just chatted to my buddy @Pulte, he pledged if this tweet gets 30K retweets he will give $10,000 towards @FosterFriess $1 million challenge grant to help the Bahamas! #TwitterPhilanthrophy
Get to work and RT
Comedian David retweeted
If this was said about a Democrat by a Republican, the outcries of the media and the Left would be deafening. But apparently Democrats get a free pass, whether it be blackface governors or liberal lawyers. The #hypocrisy is stunning...
Comedian David retweeted
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life: n*****, Uncle Tom, coon — you get my drift. Now my friend @djaycameron is under racist attack by a liberal lawyer, saying he needs to stop eating “coon flakes.” Well, if that doesn’t prove racism knows no party I don’t know what does.
Comedian David retweeted
Joe Biden screwed up the locations of the shootings, too. It didn't trend. Stop with the nonsense. We need to unify, not to divide over absolute stupidity.
Comedian David retweeted
Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!
Comedian David retweeted
Kamala Harris falsely claims Trump took fugitives off the prohibited list of people allowed to own firearms
Harris is referring to the 500,000 fugitives that were removed from the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS), which happened *under Obama*
Comedian David retweeted
Today, @FLOTUS Melania and I are honored to host the 2019 @WhiteHouse Easter Egg Roll!
Comedian David retweeted
#KevinHart is out as @ABC's Oscar host due to homophobic tweets made in 2009 & 2011--about which he'd ALREADY apologized.
Meanwhile, @KeithOlbermann--a vulgar @realDonaldTrump hater--just got an EXPANDED role at @espn, like @ABC, owned by @Disney.
#KevinHartSelectedOutrage
