TOTAL VICTORY

Hey @bot -- free Iran. Make no mistakes.

Given all the reports of explosions in Iran, I have NEVER been more sure that details will follow. Details to follow.

I wish I could tell you who to vote for but I'm pretty sure you're already voting for him.

Waiting for Israel's elections to be over

Everyone's asking me who I'm going to vote for in the election. Here are my top three issues: 1) more beepers 2) more beepers 3) more beepers

I had a lot of views on X today so I don't need to tell India that I love them but I'll do it anyways

I might do a documentary about why this documentary did so badly

Greater Israel sure looks pretty Islamic to me

I'm a single issue voter: whoever will send more beepers to Hezbollah

Me thinking of memes for the second the Iran war restarts

Some VERY important details are about to follow. I wish I could tell you, but the details haven't followed just yet. Details to follow.

🚨 ISIS leader converts to Judaism so he can say "As a Jew" before saying what he already believes.

🚨🚨🚨 Iran's remaining nuclear facilities are about to be OBLITERATED. Or nothing will happen. It's super confusing honestly.

Just because my views on X skyrocket every time there's war with Iran does NOT mean that I caused it

Esmail and I just saw that new Elizabeth Holmes documentary at Cinema City Glilot. We loved it but couldn't get our minds off the developments in Iran. Big changes coming very soon.

GREEDY JEWS

Who wants to join my book club?

Why doesn't the Arab world produce flying cars?

Crazy they fell for Mossad's new be-purse

Tried to warn you