30. have some laughs, go to the gym, valar morghulis 👹

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uncle dave targeryen retweeted
Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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PINERO I DIDNT FORGET BOUT THIS FUCK YOU NIGGA
#49ers new K Eddie Pinero says he chose between The Falcons and the Niners: "I wanna win games. I want to be a part of a good culture. I'm in my 8th year of my career and I wanna win." Via: @KNBR
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Cowabunga, dude
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THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR 👽
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KENDAL DANIELS FOR DEFENSIVE ROOKIE OF YEAR NIGGA HE LEGIT WON US THE GAME
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9-5 WILL NEVER DO ME WRONG
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Kyle Pitts touchdown on national TE day
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MIKE TO DRAKE TOUCHDOWN!!!
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DON’T EVER SAY TRADE US AGAIN FUCK NIGGAS
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DRAKEEEEEE WE FINALLY GOT THAT TOUCHDOWN ❤️😂❤️😂
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National TE day be having anybody scoring touchdowns who the hell is Nick Muse
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nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush
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2nd quarter Penix
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First 4 plays of the game all to CMC and he has 44 yards already
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*FALCONS FC ROLL CALL*
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You later tonight
I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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😭😭😭
IWOKEUPRUBBINGYOURBITCHONHERFATASS
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