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David

@DavidOfTheS

He/Him, Bi, 24, unpopular opinion giver, obscure reference maker, somehow forever tired, watching Liverpool to destroy my mental health.

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Joined April 2020
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Just in case the platform gets fucked beyond repair.
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Fuckin hell not even 5 minutes into the hatewatch and they're already 2-0 down. A very fruitful hatewatch indeed.
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Having now seen Minus Zero I'm still thinking fuck yeah.
David (@DavidOfTheS) profile pictureDavid@DavidOfTheSNov 3
Having not seen Minus Zero yet I'm thinking fuck yeah.
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Why are they doing haircuts in the TARDIS?
Eriss (@Eriss69) profile pictureEriss@Eriss69Nov 7
Fragile masculinity is such a turn-off!
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I got sexually assaulted once on my way home from secondary school. I was walking with my mates when suddenly one of the girls in my year ran up in front of us and kissed me. This in retrospect clearly something that she was dared to do.
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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However in the process of running up to us a gel pad that she had used to stuff her bra fell out something that we only realised after one of my mates trod on it. She went beet red and ran away and proceeded to actively avoid me for the rest of time we spent together at school.
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Just watched Godzilla Minus Zero and I think everyone else should do so as well. Excellent film.
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Kind of funny to me how we only have two links who are canonically related and we know exactly how that lineage started as well.
roll 💭 (@naplingroll) profile pictureroll 💭@naplingrollNov 5
FIRST THING I DID AS ADULT BTW
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Damn this blew up
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Talman (@Talman665977) profile pictureTalman@Talman665977Nov 5
Young Bob gets jumped for saying "paki"
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Man Utd approaching managers
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mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPBNov 5
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have CONTACTED Didier Deschamps. However, he would NOT be totally keen on the idea of taking the job. #MUFC [@Santi_J_FM]
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Having not seen Minus Zero yet I'm thinking fuck yeah.
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCraveNov 2
Director Takashi Yamazaki says he'd likely return for a third Godzilla film if given the chance 🎞️ (via @GamesRadar)
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What we don't realise is that Miyamoto is a smiling because Trump looks like a human purple pikmin.
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conar (@subtoconnorpls) profile pictureconar@subtoconnorplsNov 2
what is he planning
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He'd put trent 4th on the right back pecking order.
LFC Transfer Room (@LFCTransferRoom) profile pictureLFC Transfer Room
@LFCTransferRoomNov 2
🚨✅ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: According to @JFelixDiaz, Víctor Muñoz is still on Real Madrid’s radar as a potential return option.
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Yo that guy and that cake are huge
Kaiju News Outlet (@KaijuNewsOutlet) profile pictureKaiju News Outlet@KaijuNewsOutletNov 3
Godzilla receives a birthday cake during #GodzillaDay.
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Ambitious to think he'll still be alive in 2028.
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksNov 1
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump says he would love to run for President again in 2028.
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This man can do anything.
Polymarket FC (@PolymarketFC) profile picturePolymarket FC
@PolymarketFCNov 2
🚨JUST IN: Mohamed Salah will reportedly be GRANTED Turkish Citizenship. Salah will be awarded the State Medal for Distinguished Service after causing an UNPRECEDENTED boom in sports and tourism in Turkey.
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What the fuck is in that god damn Ribena.
Anything Liverpool (@AnythingLFC_) profile pictureAnything Liverpool
@AnythingLFC_Nov 2
James Milner running the NYC Marathon in 3 hours, 9 minutes and 4 seconds! 🏃‍♂️🇺🇸 #LFC
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Gabriel should join the Olympics with diving skills like that
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Glad to see VARsenal is in full effect.
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