These are back and on hand (and the run is gorgeous). An email will go out to my mailing list tomorrow.

Modzilla.

I finally got a chance to see this film. I lost count of the times I shook my head and muttered "Holy %#@..." from my seat. This is one for the ages.

If you have a soul you will love this duet by Tony Bennett and Gloria Estefan of "Who Can I Turn To," simply one of the best songs ever written. If you have no soul, continue streaming that show about the guys with the thing. youtube.com/watch?v=-1ybnDK1…

A lot of fish gave their lives for our pleasant afternoon.

The greatest thing you will see today. Maybe any day. You are welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=pambOJE5…

Pizza. Shitty horror movie. This is what life is about.

These guys are in my blood.

Not a magic effect from the 1980s. Actual garbage.

They literally told us to leave the restaurant because it was closing time.  I have so much coffee in me I will not be sleeping for the remainder of the month of October.

This is why I can never break up with me.

I spent about ten minutes trying to discover the secret of the “EZ OPEN PACKAGE,” then resorted to a hand tool.

This came up on my feed...

Reconsidering my stripper name.

For that erase-the-freaking-numbers-off-your-coffee-pot kind of clean.