David Asquith

Win 7 bets in a row on the euros, then lose 6 in a row, bet on France then cash out in the 86th - seriously?! FML!! 😥 #betfair #EURO2016

Sporting Lisbon losing 3-0 to a team of dodgy Armenian bus drivers, FFS - done my 7 team acca

Can't believe a random dildo ruined transfer deadline day for all of us 😁

Was Peter Reid half cut on talksport this morning? 🍻🍻😳

Hope the white walkers kill everyone now I'm past caring!! #GameofThronesFinale

WHY GAME OF THRONES.....WHY!! Don't think I can take anymore 😭#GameofThrones

24 hours till new "Game Of Thrones" can not come quicker #excited #GameOfThronesSeason5

3rd match day in a row and @SkyFootball don't have a top class game on, did BT sport win all the games?!

There massive bananas! #CBB

How do you play wheel of fortune on that?!?!! Ha #CBB

Could they not find any English idiots to go on this shit #cbb

So she finally gets a job and it pays £23.90 an hour! £952 a week - erm ok then #lifeonthedole

Sanchez to score first - great idea, needing an Arsenal win as well not so great #thatsit #retiring #betfair

Watford let me down for a 6 team accumulator #standard #betfair

Your like a disabled panda, you can't live on your own

#thewalkingdeadpremiere - Great start to series 5

The X factor is becoming a joke with all the emotional back stories

Not enough female rappers in the world if you ask me 😁🔫