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Really hope I don't screw up this second chance. Check it out, Thursday Nights on Lifetime. Go Bills IG @therealdavenorton

Joined November 2015
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My sisters last tweet. Makes my heart so happy that Carrie was living her best life when her time came. RIP little sister, I’ll love and miss you forever
Today I woke up and had coffee by the pool, met with my trainer for a work out, worked, spent 2 hours at the spa and now I’m settling in with my new book by the fire. This is how I spend my days ❤️ life is so good 😊 idk what I did to deserve to live like this 💕😭#ThanksGod
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Respectfully @abblesauce7 might be an astrophysicist, but I do not think she could navigate/solve this Where’s Waldo book. What a disaster. Embarrassing #traitors
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Respectfully, how dumb this group is on #traitors is why they don’t usually open this game up. Good lord what idiots.
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Yeah I know a gambling man when I see one. #24 looked him dead in the eyes and RAN THE OTHER WAY 😭😭
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“Go Josh, Let’s Go Josh, Let’s fucking go” True love
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Can’t wait for my mania ticket email @TripleH @WWE ! What are we doing here?! Like having a major event like mania won’t be a target
🚨Alert; Saudi Arabia International Airport in Riyadh is hit by Yemeni Houthi forces ballistic missiles and drones! Attacks continue!! teapawt.net/intelligencefnt/status…
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Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68. Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.
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Ready for a special night at Highmark Stadium! Who needs 2 great seats for our home opener on Thursday Night Football?! 🦬
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A lot of talk about AI ending the world today….Yet, ChatGPT has a Colts v Giants Super Bowl, with the Browns, Jets and Raiders making the playoffs Relax folks, we got some time before we have to worry
We asked ChatGPT to simulate the 2026 NFL playoffs. It gave us this.
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The NFL is pizza. Good pizza is very good. Bad pizza is still pretty good. CFB is seafood. Bad seafood is the worst thing you’ll ever eat and good seafood will change your life.
The worst gimmick of all time is "CFB > NFL"
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The same people on TikTok that found all this “evidence” of a stranger things secret episode, are the same ones claiming she’s completely innocent because of the “evidence”.
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I’ve never wanted more support from you guys than for this…. I wanna make this movie. Nobody can make this movie better than I can. Help me raise awareness 🙏🏻
David Arquette wishes a sequel to Ready to Rumble would be made: "I wish we would make a sequel to Ready To Rumble. It's difficult because if as film doesn't make a lot of money when it first comes out, its hard to drum up the interest for a sequel. But someone could always start a campaign and write Warner Brothers!" (Source: Reddit AMA)
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Worlds busiest airport, Atlanta GA! @HartsfieldATL But no pre check after 9pm because we aren’t really that busy. Just enjoy this 40-1hr line! @Delta
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It's official. The Montreal Canadiens are out of the playoffs and my favorite stat holds for another year. A U.S. team has won the Canadian Football League's Grey Cup (Baltimore Stallions, 1995) more recently than a Canadian team has won the NHL's Stanley Cup (Montreal, 1993).
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The NHL playoffs make ZERO sense. Just dreadful conference finals, that could have easily been avoided with simple logic. NHL finally has national attention and then ruins it with the worst playoff format in pro and semi pro sports
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Buffalo and Overtime It’s always pain
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Time in Federal Government… Alexander Hamilton: 5 years George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Bernie Sanders: 35 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years It explains everything. Founders vs Grifters
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So I finally got around to watching the Hulk Hogan Real American documentary and here’s my takeaways. The Hulkster sacrificed his body to entertain and make a good living for himself and his family. The amount of surgeries and pain he had was brutal. Linda divorcing him and preventing him from living in one of the houses that he paid for is unforgivable. Then she dates a 19 year old and they take his boat out in front of his apartment so they can flaunt it in his face is next level trash. The judge giving her 70% of what that man sacrificed for shows how broken the system is. Triple H and the WWE banning him for a period of time because he said a word once is pathetic. Wrestling Fans booing him when he came back to me was odd..they cheer for the crap that modern wrestling is and hated one of the men who was the biggest star when it was actually relevant and didn’t suck. Overall it just reminded me of the time when the WWF was worth watching and entertaining. What they’ve been doing for over 20 years is why it’s a niche thing with a bunch of no names that the average person has never heard of. Hulkamania will live forever but professional wrestling is basically dead. It will never reach the heights that it once had. It’s now just a glorified soap opera and like many other industries such as Hollywood, music and others that have their best days in the rear view mirror. Hulk was 1 of 1 and will always be missed. #HulkHogan #RealAmerican #WWE #Wrestling
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