Joined October 2026
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Tht gender is crazy asf 😂😂😂
As how nahh 😏
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The way Nigerians say “no wahala” when there’s clearly serious wahala deserves an international award
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Nigerian mothers don’t need a calendar. They remember every mistake you made since primary school.
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" 2026 is going to be my year" Me in October:
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Why 5k dey last more than 50k😂😂
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We go later come back to una wey dey use una picture for una X dp 🤨
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Replying to @Divin1111
So you have given up on love?
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Women rarely mean what they say, and rarely say what they mean.
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The way Lagos conductors calculate change without writing anything, some of them deserve accounting degrees 🥲
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We go again next year
Another year wasted 💔
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Another year wasted 💔
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You fit dey enjoy your life until your mama shout your name from kitchen. Na there your happiness go pause.
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10 important definitions every of my student must know
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1 year without a girl , I no later die nah💪
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I'm hungry
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I am hungry
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Money is Good and it looks good on me.
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Reflecting on the last 24 hours… 🙌🏆
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