Davids Wisdom

I know you're craving it! Might as well go for it!

I like to scream "RAPE" when I'm drunk.

I'm actually the cuddle king of Ohio

It's not "No" if 5 other people say "Yes"

She remembers me as a Black guy!

Sassy Juanita or Cool cats

I'd like to stalk someone

In referring to his dates, "Solid like a Rock!"

I like to lick history

Burro de puncho

Penis puppet theater

"main street sounds like an important street"

Talking about apts, "as long as it has a helicopter pad, it'll be good."

Main sounds like an important street

"You have the exact menu I have!"

I'll have the mixed greens, I'm not supposed to have that!

11 + 13 equals 24 hours!

Looking at a preselected menu of 3 choices, "Look they've given us three choices to pick from!"

what did dave do this weekend?................................ate frozen bananas while working out to a vintage Richard Simmons routine