Turning 31 today 🩵 In honor of my birth and my storied whimsical life- please indulge me and read a cool story I wrote from my life about giant slanging man meat and MURDER on my Substack!!! My life has been so dense with absurdity, despair, and whimsy! I wouldn’t have it any other way. I think I came into this go of life saying “Gimmi the whole dealio I wanna do the whole thing this time”. Substack is a lovely way for me to express my self in more expansive ways than I have been able to over my years of sharing prose and musing on the gram! I look forward to expanding my prose to Substack, as well as sharing essay writing and short stories of harrowing debauchery and weinering with you all.

If you’re a trans masculine person and someone is attracted to you because you have outwardly feminine features it 1.) doesn’t mean you get to label them gay (sexuality belongs to each individual, and it isn’t cool when we tell people what thier orientation is) 2.) just because they aren’t attracted to you for you’re being a man, doesn’t invalidate you’re gender identity! You are still a man as long as you feel in your heart you are a man! Even if you have a little waist and a bodacious ass (big time relate brothers).

Two subs in brown/black belt division for a side quest. Ahead 18-0 and got arm triangle then ahead 4-0 and got Kimora.

Two new poems on my Substack! An arteeest first and large and beautiful and mastering combat second.

I’m so incompatible with bratty girls because anytime I get any sort of resistance I’m all like “well that’s your god given right and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day”.

“love under will” I post poems and longer format writing on my Substack.

I love really tall, really subby girls. They remind me of sweet little puppies that are way bigger than they think they are but crawl into your lap anyways.

I shaved my mustache for the week egad

A stupendous occasion! 605LbsX4 reps on Romanian deadlifts (plus rep off the floor) drug free for years now! And my speedy warmup at 585. Sky is the limit! Feeling very healthy! At 31 I am Youngest I’ve been since I was 21! :)

Ever since highschool and college I have wrestled with my face and I carry on this tradition on even now and as a result I have never not had burns all over my business.

495LbsX15 Romanian deadlift last week! 585LbsX3X4 Romanian deadlift this week :) all beltless! Strongest posterior chain in the land!

Many new poems 🌈 being posted on Substack! All the time- as I work on longer format writing! Please join me there on my free donation based Substack and indulge in my latest musings. Much love to your faces!

Super dommy male doms who claim no touch of switch or at least service orientation within them are corny as fuck to me- it just reads as performative masculinity.

When I hear people talk about “AI data centers” it feels like I’m back in my Elder Scrolls IV days and am hearing NPCs say foreboding shit about “Oblivion Gates” opening.…. Life imitates art! Even with existential threats!

545LbX8 Romanian Deadlift (plus the conventional off the floor I suppose) ADVICE My heart felt advice as a 31 year old former D1 athlete who is rebuilding after a lot of injuries in his 20s. I don't have a lot of regrets- because everything that has happened has made me who l am! HOWEVER! My raw threshold for strength was extremely high and some of that may no longer be able to be tapped into due to traumatic injuries. My BEST ADVICE! Is to train with the long term in mind- and not to try and fast track where you think you want or ought to be. I was 21 benching over 500lbs! If I trained with intention to be as strong as possible at THIRTY! And NOT inside a one or two year time frame, who knows