Dude just jumped 3 lanes to make the Parkdale exit. Spilled my latte on my bberry while following Google maps. A--hole! Oh, here's my exit.

What did you buy your wife today? Check out the Carp Gun Fair: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=248315&id=745793972&l=6851739b83

I recently spent some time with Sherry Latreille, a needle hunter. http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Million+Needle+Hunter/3456308/story.html

Me: I'll have a no-fat, no-foam latte, please. Them: Perfect! Would you like something to eat with that? Me: No. Them: Perfect! I hate it.

QUIT FOLLOWING ME!!!

Traffic is havoc, because of just one man. Imagine if he could put that power to good?

(I think it's the source of the mothball smell)

There are media from everywhere ... Chinese TV, al Jazeera, an African magazine. And a lady I swear who's wearing Scott Feschuk's sweater.

Someone in the press club smells of mothballs.

Someone else saw his head, but "just his silhouette."

Some of the protesters are outside the Hill, on Wellington. The RCMP officer told me they can't go in if their signs are on "big sticks."

The guy - from Toronto - has sold 9,000 key chains in four months. Only 1,000 left.

I just bought a solar-powered Obama key ring for $5.

Her partner regrets his lost fatherhood.

A woman with a sign "I regret my abortion."

Someone from PETA is dressed as a seal, carrying a sign that reads "hug me, don't club me." I did neither.

And the Falun Gong lady is here. All is well.

One excited woman shouted into her cell phone "I SAW HIS HAND!!!"

Ottawa-Centre MP Paul Dewar is here. He showed me a photo he took on his Blackberry. One big blur. "I won't quit my day job," he says.

I asked the guy selling signs if he wants to see Obama. He said he wants to see lots of five-dollar bills.