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Zyn format. Zero nicotine.80mg caffeine in a fruit punch + coconut pouch. Would you actually put this under your lip, or is that disgusting?
born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born exactly on time to answer emails I don’t give a fuck about
Be honest:
What actually makes you try a NEW energy drink brand?
⚡ Flavor
💀 Branding
🔥 Caffeine / ingredients
👀 Someone else hyping it up
Vote — and reply with what instantly makes you skip one.
Energy drinks are cool until you’re carrying a warm half-finished can around.
So I’m building this instead:
80mg caffeine. One pouch. Zero nicotine.
TROPICAL STORM 🌩️
Tropical fruit punch + coconut
Would you try it? 💀
🤖 Made with AI
TROPICAL STORM 🌩️ is live for preorder now.
80mg caffeine per pouch • zero nicotine • 15 pouches
Tropical fruit punch + coconut
If you want to be one of the first to try DEAD AWAKE: dead-awake.dough.do
Early orders are helping decide what flavor launches next. 💀
Dead Awake — Tropical Storm
15 pouches • 80mg each • nicotine-free • tobacco-free Preorder / waitlist: dead-awake.dough.do
If this hits, next flavor is your call.