@DealerBrandon

poker is fun for everyone

 Chicago, IL
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Joined June 2024
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Wake up, babe another cheating video just dropped! You really really really really really need to make sure you’re not playing poker with anyone using smart glasses pt. 2
Dealer Brandon@DealerBrandonOct 18
You really really really really really need to make sure you’re not playing poker with anyone using smart glasses. Zero tolerance.
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I wonder what people outside the world of poker think about when they read about the wide world of poker news/results/allegations/ongoing online beefs/cheating scandals/online license shenanigans/attempted murders and robberies/dealer assaults from the past MONTH
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🫠This is just ONE fraud case. Imagine the others. The public isn’t mad enough about these.
FBI Chicago
@FBIChicagoOct 22
🚨#INDICTMENT: A federal grand jury in the Northern District of Illinois returned an indictment that charged Rajesh “Raj” Patel, 52, of Schaumburg, Illinois, with a $66.2 million fraud scheme in which Patel allegedly billed for hundreds of thousands of COVID-19 tests that were never performed. We would like to thank @OIGatHHS for their vital partnership in this investigation. To view #FBIChicago SAC Ryan Whalen's statement on the indictment and to read more about this case, please visit: justice.gov/opa/pr/illinois-… #FBIChicago is committed to defending the homeland on all fronts, including going after those who defraud the members of the communities we serve. If you believe you are a victim of fraud, we encourage you to report it to the FBI by calling 1-800-CALL-FBI (225-5324) or online at tips.fbi.gov. Tips can remain anonymous.
Illinois lab owner accused of $66 million COVID-19 testing fraud scheme by federal authorities.

ALT Illinois lab owner accused of $66 million COVID-19 testing fraud scheme by federal authorities.

FBI Chicago SAC Ryan Whalen's statement on financial fraud.

ALT FBI Chicago SAC Ryan Whalen's statement on financial fraud.

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CAIRO SANTOS BOUT TO GET A BEN JOHNSON LOCKER ROOM GAME BALL
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That football had a magnet in it. The other magnet was in the right post.
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Predicting a Tie tonight in Pats/Bears since I can’t find a line on it.
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Sh*t like this makes dealers go crazy
Matt Savage
@SavagePokerOct 21
100% disagree!! You say “I put you all-in” in any tournament I’m running you are going all-in! I find it hard to believe @PokerGO Studio isn’t ruling it the same?
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Glad you brought this up because I don’t think people are ready for this conversation: They don’t even look like ray bans anymore folks. They’re everywhere.
Garnett Lowe@killrobotkillOct 19
Replying to @DealerBrandon
So is it easy to tell when someone is wearing smart glasses when looking at them? I've never seen them in-person
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You really really really really really need to make sure you’re not playing poker with anyone using smart glasses. Zero tolerance.
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Anyone watching the Bears game knows exactly what is going on it’s terribly obvious (52.5)
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Peak engagement attempt 🤣
baseballs
@baseballlsdfsOct 18
i’m the proxy who forgot to enter the pick AMA
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There is a non zero chance that the proxy also enters picks for others who are still in the Grandissimo 🤷‍♂️ Also the non zero chance exists this proxy cut a deal with one or more people still in the Grandissimo. Expect many rule changes moving forward.
Michael Fiddle
@FiddlesPicksOct 18
This is fucked. Sam you have to post the convo w proxy. Even if you don’t out who it is, gotta show the discourse that led to this.
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See when I say it, I sound like a lunatic. But when Andy Bloch says it..
Andy Bloch
@Andy_BlochOct 16
Replying to @ThePokerKaren
Phones (or anything even) on the felt should not be allowed at any stakes in a casino, even when there’s slide dealing.
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Looking more and more like I’ll be selling NFL picks in the future for funsies too
Dealer Brandon@DealerBrandonSep 13
Welcome to the NFL season & this edition of “Picks surely to be wrong” (For funsies) Division: Giants Falcons Rams Vikings WC Dal Chi SF Close: GB Jaguars Bills Bengals Chiefs WC LA Hou Den Close: Bal SB: Jags Falcons Jags win 33-27 Trevor MVP Campbell, Glenn, Sirianni?🔥😵
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A poker player thinking they can hold a candle to a dealer with more experience than 99% of the field because they’ve dealt some shady home game is about as on par as a narcissistic poker player can be.
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Players imma start exposing every single card you fold ridiculously! I’m talking about: -stupid helicopter folds -the show and fold when you lift your cards off the felt -the “aww hell” fold where you lift the cards up high + slam them down while folding ALL OF EM! NO MAS! 🤣
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But every dealer should have this mentality especially if the “too many devices” problem forces everyone to change dealing procedures.
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For the record I’m *almost always* doing this anyway as I normally call them out as we go
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And a camera catches the action 🤦‍♂️ have we not learned anything? And the reason they switched was because of a mobile camera? So we just keep allowing phones and cameras and force everyone else to adapt? Smart.
Bart Hanson
@BartHansonOct 12
I just learned that @VenetianPoker just switched to slide dealing. Definitely not "Euro" slide dealing.
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21 strikeouts for Sox batters tonight, an MLB postseason record for a 9 inning game See y’all next season 🫡
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