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Dean Joffe retweeted
Elite lawyers are charging $3,400 an hour. Even more stunning? Their clients aren't complaining. on.wsj.com/40gykLI
How has @Garmin not launched a competitor to @WHOOP yet?.Any indication when this is coming, if at all @dcrainmakerblog?
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Are you an iPhone or Android user?
Apple is behaving in a manner that makes it impossible for any AI company besides OpenAI to reach #1 in the App Store, which is an unequivocal antitrust violation.
xAI will take immediate legal action.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In January 2025, DeepSeek reached #1 overall on the App Store.
abcnews.go.com/Business/deeps…
Just one month ago, on July 18, 2025, Perplexity also reached #1 overall in India’s App Store.
hindustantimes.com/technology/air…
Both of these occurred after the OpenAI–Apple partnership announced on June 10, 2024.
openai.com/index/openai-a…
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Dean Joffe retweeted
Lol, Google is roasting Apple. 💀
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Dean Joffe retweeted
It would be Johannesburg’s best hope. If she can do what she did for Cape Town, Johannesburg & SA would be the better for it. Please don’t respond with racialised political rhetoric. Jhb needs water, power, roads & frankly governance. No one else has delivered it. Zille can!
Helen Zille is considering throwing her hat into the ring to become the DA’s mayoral candidate for Johannesburg.
What are your thoughts on this?
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Dean Joffe retweeted
🌍 Navigating the dynamic world of #commoditytrading? Ensemble Trading has you covered! 🔗
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Dean Joffe retweeted
Are you digitally fragmented?
Critical decisions get buried in threads, action items disappear in chats, and management spend hours hunting for updates. roundrobin transforms chaos into clarity, monitoring every platform in real-time, automatically surfacing what matters to you
🚀 Today marks 1300 days of training without missing a single day! 🚀
🏋️♂️ Training every single day is my non-negotiable. It’s more than a habit. It’s a commitment to myself that no matter how busy life gets, there’s always time for what’s truly important. Busy people make time, not excuses. 🔥
💪 If you want to achieve an outcome, consistency is key. Show up every day, push your limits, and watch how you transform – not just physically, but mentally and emotionally too. ✨
@Strava @WHOOP @Garmin @Apple
Dean Joffe retweeted
“Spend less time in conference rooms and more time just trying to make your product as amazing as possible.”
~ Elon Musk
🧱 In May 2017, @Miltzi, @goldmanbdg, @__JonJon and I set out on a crazy journey, which would ultimately become @BitFund.
👨⚖️ At the time, I was a candidate attorney, and had to spend evenings and weekends working on our start-up. There was minimal support from my legal colleagues, and the sentiment remained the same - don't waste your time building a business when you have a legal career ahead of you. 🤯
6⃣ For the past 6+ years, we have build BitFund in some of the darkest spaces. Nothing went according to plan, but we carried on, remained consistent, and never gave up. 🚀
🤝 As BitFund's retail business now moves into @Altifyinvest, I'm super excited to see what the future holds. ⤵️ We've spent the last few months working with the best people at Altify, and we're super excited to see this journey continue! 🟢
🦾 To those who dare - be relentless! And to those who critique building a business without trying it - "go **** ******** (@elonmusk's words)" 🖕
🔴 The news is out! 🔗
As of 1 December 2023, @BitFund, Revix and @coinpanioncom have joined forces and together, have formed a new alternative investment platform called @Altifyinvest.
Dean Joffe retweeted
Billionaire, Jack Ma's Advice to African Entrepreneurs: Your Market Size PowerPoint Slides Are Garbage..They Have Nothing To Do With Your Business..🤯
Ouch! 🤕
Small concrete numbers are more valuable than vague market assumptions.
This 50-second clip is 🔥 👇🏿.
Do you agree?
Today is #Pixel8 day! 🎉
Super excited to see what Google has in store for us. 🫣 Let's hope the Pixel battery life improves, along with other hardware upgrades, as the software remains one of the best. 🫡
We can hardly w8! 🎉
Join us live for #MadeByGoogle tomorrow at 10am ET.
Sign up for updates and learn more at the Google Store: goo.gle/3LFCS7O
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Dean Joffe retweeted
Ensemble weekly wrap!
🐻The worst historic month of #Tradfi and #crypto markets is over
🏦The US avoids a government shutdown
🌐Las Vegas unveils the new "sphere"
⚖️ Crypto steps up its legal fight
8 min summary with @TJ_Freed & @DeanJoffe here:
spotify.link/Y7pc3YQ7xDb
Dean Joffe retweeted
Ensemble: Weekly Crypto & Finance Roundup
🩸$1 trillion wiped off the market as the Fed gives a negative outlook
👨💻Despite this, tech IPOs are back!
🏃♂️Solana released their Ethereum L2
🌐Google ups its blockchain game
open.spotify.com/episode/2ZJ…
8 mins with @DeanJoffe & @TJ_Freed
I'm an Android user, but this may be the most convincing #AppleEvent yet.
What #AppleEvent products are you buying?
0%iPhone 15 / Plus
100%iPhone 15 Pro / Max
0%USB-C Airpods
0%Everything I can!
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