Dear Dreary - Dreadful Agony Advice Column -Parody

The US…land of the free. Free to elect a rapist as their President. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Oh Lorra, babes, have you considered not being on the internet for a while? Just till your brain has regenerated to, maybe, 3 brain cells?

Have you considered cancelling your Netflix subscription? That should help.

Just received my $5,000 check for voting for #Trump . But he’s forgotten to sign it! Has anyone else had their check? #Trumpcheck

Theyhad a meeting, and decided to do it just because they thought it woukd piss you off. What did you do to them, Rick, what?

Has his big wobbly bottom lip blocked the cell door?

Other people were shopping? How dare they!!

Oh no. In other news, I broke a nail earlier.

If there is no rule, what has that got to do with Autism?

What has this got to do with Autism? If the bathroom is reserved for moms changing their kids, then that’s the rule, it has nothing to do with wether the person being told that rule is Autistic.

I am so sorry this has happened to you. Hope you get it sorted. Have you considered taking up Macramé.

One station is closing next year for several months. No serious person would lose their mind over this.

Hello Andy. I am a parody account. I give bad advice.

Really? Should be able to replace those overnight when the station is shut, surely. Couple of hours tops. What are bunch of snowflakes..

‘I believe she is allegedly’ And the rest makes no sense either. Are you ok, babes?

I hope you recover quickly from the concussion.

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What is this confessing to?

Ooh, look a twat

Well done